Wanna buy mine?
GPole, you will have to become schizo, just talk to yaself for a while.
Just came back from a camping trip... meant to last 3days, was there for 1 and a bit, the boat we used got caught on some decent-sized rocks when it came to low tide, and when we tried to move it, put a nice metre long hole in the boat.
And apart from much drinking we didnt do much....... oh except give some dude an insane wedgie, like..... over the top of his head, WHILST half was still around his usual regions... it was so nasty it ripped a hole where his arse was... needless to say, we pissed ourselves laughing for about 3mins straight...
Oh and seem as we were camping and out sailing (for a VERY short time) we had some pirate rum along with us... 75%.... was like drinking petrol.
Needless to say it ended up as one of the worst annual camping trips ever, and may be the last... mate is going to get killed for ruining his dad's boat. :P