(slightly) New response from Nintendo. I'm taking this as a guarantee that I won't ever get a personal response. I'm going to keep trying though.
Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,
Now that Wii has launched, we have been overwhelmed with inquiries
about and interest in this exciting new product (and most likely will
continue to be for some time to come). While I'm unable to address your
comments regarding Wii directly, I wanted to tell you how much I
appreciate your taking the time to share them.
One more thing, please check out our important safety information for
playing Wii on the following web page:
Nintendo of America Inc.
Nintendo's home page: http://www.nintendo.com/
Power Line (Automated Product Info): (425) 885-7529