So, is this game intentionally cheeseball? Need I list all the cheeseball factors (the dude's name is Touchdown, he lives in Santa Destroy, he's an assassin to buy video games, etc)? And what's up with the ghey light saber? Do they not have guns in this time period or something? Is the fighting going to be as cheesily repetitive as it looks with terrible enemy AI (as shown in the videos)?