See the most racist, hateful and tasteless titles you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole
Dec 17, 2007
The funny thing about the freedom of speech is that everyoneís for it until they see something that rubs them the wrong way. Take these Top 7 Most Evil Games for instance. We wish these games didnít exist. But if we want developers to have the freedom to make the games we actually want to play without having to worry about censorship fettering creativity, there needs to be a place for the ones we wouldnít touch with a ten foot pole too. What you're about to see are the most vile, disgusting, and offensive examples of games gone wrong, so if you're over 18 and have the stomach for it, read on with care
Above: The main character stalks a soon-to-be-raped school girl in this clumsy stealth scene
Are games art? Does life imitate art? We hope not, because if thatís true, legions of creepy men may be hiding in dark alleys waiting to rape unsuspecting passersby. Biko 3 is a stalking/rape simulator that features clumsy stealth scenes, where you stalk your victim to reach an interactive rape scene. Moans of pleasure - which suggests that a raping feels really good - only makes the gameís already creepy premise that much more heinous. Please excuse us while we cleanse our minds with some regular porn.
JFK: Reloaded places you in the role of Lee Harvey Oswald and lets you act out the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Itís been argued that it was intended to be a historical simulation that lets you test the plausibility of various theories on how the assassination played out.
Yeah right. JFK: Reloaded looks even less realistic today than it did when it was released three years ago, and the idea that its ďaccurateĒ recreation of the assassination has any educational merit, is almost as laughable as the myriad of ridiculous conspiracy theories cooked up by crackpots over the years.
Even if youíre not a fan of Kennedyís politics, watching Jackie Kennedy stare blankly at her husbandís splattered brains is filled with all kinds of wrong. The game received an overwhelmingly negative reception from the main stream media when it released on the anniversary of Kennedyís death, and itís no wonder.
Above: Itís tough to get excited about scoring a headshot on John and Jacqueline Kennedy
You donít buy a game like Battle Raper to play with a friend. Humiliating a buddy by forcing his character to perform fellatio on yours while weeping just isnít the same as a flawless victory or round-winning combo. When you land a blow in Battle Raper it will cause a piece of your opponentís clothes to fall off. But of course, interactive rape mini-games can be triggered by using special grappling moves as well.
At first, seeing female brawlers beat each othersí clothes off is pretty amusing in a twisted way, but the streaming tears that come when the raping begins quickly kills any quirky humor or titillation to be had with this sick hentai title.
On April 16, 2007, Virginia Tech student Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people and wounded many more in the deadliest school shooting to ever take place in history. It wasnít long before Ryan Lambourn posted his own take on the events via his Flash game, V-Tech Rampage on Newsgrounds.com. Unlike Super Columbine Massacre RPG, thereís really no way to make an argument that V-Tech Rampage attempts to approach the subject of school shootings in any sort of thoughtful way. Instead, the awful game just has you gun down as many students as possible and tells you not to be ďsuch a wussĒ if you fail to kill your girlfriend.
ďFOR ****S SAKE IT WAS A JOKE,Ē says Lambourn in all caps on his website. We know it was a joke. Itís just that the joke was rude, tasteless and about as funny as a KKK parade on Martin Luther King Jr. Street.
Brick busting games like Alleyway and Arkanoid bring back memories of cheerful colors, simple controls and harmless fun. How could a genre so pure and good ever be evil? Leave it to the Nazis to find a way with Ghetto Blaster. Technically, itís a rather competent title for a free game (in that it actually works), but any fun to be had busting blocks with bouncy balls is completely ruined by Swastika power-ups, racist caricatures and Hitlerís ugly mug plastered all over the background.
Above: Achtung. This game sucks
Ethnic Cleansing isnít just a crappy first-person shooter. Itís a crappy first-person shooter developed by a racist record label. Players choose between controlling Will, a young Nazi, a Klansman, or a skinhead before they begin cleaning the ghetto of all undesirable non-whites. Ethnic Cleansing also stays true to the mental white supremacist rhetoric by casting Ariel Sharon as the final boss and will torture your ears with its terrible racist rock. But the real kicker is that developer, Resistance Records released this on Martin Luther King Jr. Day in 2002. How much more evil can you get?
Above: Weíre not sure whether youíre supposed to be blaming African Americans, Latinos, or Jews for the kidnapping of this little white girl
To be fair, not everyone hates Ethnic Cleansing. Sometimes an enthusiastic endorsement from a racist jerk is the best way to demonstrate how terrible a game is. "...I believe this game is going to be extremely popular - and it will touch the hearts of thousands of White people because it's not intellectual - it's entertainment, and that's why it delivers a very powerful message. Every young elementary school kid who plays this game will have visions of killing Ariel Sharon while sitting in class! When their history teacher asks the class if they've ever heard of Israel or Ariel Sharon, the White kids certainly will have!" says one satisfied customer on Ethnic Cleansingís website.
Custerís Revenge still holds the crown as the most offensive and loathsome game ever. In this Atari 2600 title, you pilot a naked General Custer past waves of arrows towards a tied up (and also naked) Native American woman.
The gameís box art plays up the sexiness of Custerís Revenge with bold warnings of erotic content and an image of the tied up woman wearing a sickeningly sensual ďcome hitherĒ expression. But how anyone could find watching the southern generalís pixilated cock bounce up and down before making him force himself on a poor tied up woman arousing escapes us.
The only way this game could be more offensive would be if Custer gave the woman some blankets laced with smallpox after he was through having his way with her. Thankfully, the gameís designers decided to torture you further by making you play the same level again with a few changes to the background color instead.
Above: Custerís Revenge has been discussed to death on gaming sites. But thatís only because it was the most wretched and offensive title anyoneís ever seen