Post some of the announcer quotes you found halarious.
I'll start it off.
1)- "What kind of effects do those 'happy pills' have?"
2)- "Well it depends. If Jack takes the blue one he'll wake up and forget all of this that has happened as if it were a dream. But if he takes the red one then he'll stay in Wonderland and see how far the rabbit hole truly goes."
1)- "Looks like Jack gave him a taste of his own medicine."
2)- "Is the medicine salty and gooey?"
1)- "Yeah, but not how you like it."
1)- "Some say disgression is the better part of valor."
2)- "I say disgressions' the better part of being a ****ing pussy!"
1)- "Look at all those pussies run!"
2)- "Those are smart pussies."
1)- "Ha! Did you hear that ****er scream?"
2)- "Reminds me of the time my wife screamed when I walked in on her ****ing another man."
1)- "She screamed cause you scared her?"
2)- "No she screamed cause I was being rude to our guest."