Somebody get Princess Peach some sweatpants now, pronto! It's terribly sad that the Mario's love interest won't be playable in the upcoming New Super Mario Bros. Wii
. simply because of her balloon dress. Oh, the injustice!
Originally, I thought it would be nice if we could have Princess Peach in there as a playable character. But in fact, the Toad characters have a physical that's a little big closer to Mario and Luigi
. In particular, if we had one character out of the four that wore a dress, we would have to have a special processing and programming to handle how the skirt is handled within the gameplay.
What's wrong with my dress?
Oh, come on! Don't tell me none of you guys at Nintendo
have heard or seen of skorts (shorts + skirt)?!?
The four playable characters in the NSMB Wii
are the brothers Mario and Luigi and two toads. Because they all wear pants.