Beautiful. Glad I can inspire.
But seriously, My gf was nagging me to do things with her, I want to come over, I want to go out to a improv club. And my roommate said something, so I was like well I have a Wii, and the Wii loves me, and I am able to enjoy myself and relax. Wii also doesn't yell at me, and occasionally reminds me to go outside and take in sunlight. I can order Pizza on my Wii, and Wii also has porn. So, what do I need a gf for? Sex? If she was good at it maybe.