So, I did all the starting crap, saved Professor Birch, got the Mudkip, named it Kiproy, beat May, and got onto Route 203. Being the genius that I am, I decided that it would be a good idea to go Ralts hunting for half an hour. Then I remembered that I changed it to Swampert. I found a Zigzagoon that I was going to use for HM slaves, brought it down to red health, and somehow failed 3 Pokeballs, and lost. TO A ZIGZAGOON. After teaching Wally how to throw balls, I considered catching Tailow for Fly, but decided to go with the useless ball of fluff that is Swablu for a HM slave. In Petalburg Woods, I caught a Slakoth for a Strength slave. I noticed my Zigzagoon had an item, so I took it and guess what it was: A RARE CANDY. He made up for wasting 3 Pokeballs earlier, so I was happy. Obviously, I gave it to Kiproy. I took care of the Twins on Route 204, and got Cut from Cutter in Rustboro. I went to the Gym, spit some water on Roxanne's Geodude and Nosepass, and Mudkip evolved and learned Mud Shot! I also taught it Rock Tomb using the TM. I thought was a good place to stop, so here we are!
MAAAAN GRASS TYPES ARE GONNA SUCK