Eeveelutions ftw. Welcome t' Wiichat, Jolteon. =) Your challenge is accepted. I'll give ya Hippowdon and Archeops with the following movesets.
- Fly (HM)
- Rock Slide
- Focus Blast (TM)
- Ice Fang (via Mistralton's Move Reminder)
- Slack Off (Egg move; essentially all of my Hippowdon know it so why not lol)
I always RNG one of the two Pokes I assign in a Scramble; the Hippowdon, in this case; so it's just a coincidence you've got half a Sandstorm team in the works. Once you're assigned the last two of your team, PM me with a list of the Pokemon you can't catch in-game and I'll breed the eggs up for ya.
inb4 Mr.MR assigns u tyranitar