My scouter = >_[o}
OH NO! THE 'KARP MOD'S POWER LEVEL IS... IS... 0VER 9000!!!! IF HE EDITS ANY MORE POSTS IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!Spoiler Alert!
'Karp edit: No size abuse, son.
Pokemon HeartGold Monotype Run Ground Update 4!
We head West of Azelea... Only to be interrupted by our Rival: The Ginger. He blabs for... 45 minutes about how Team Rocket is weak, and SOMEHOW I defeated them, so he wants us to prove it with a battle. A battle you want, a battle it is! Gastly was taken out by 2 Rock Throws. Humbpack struggled to KO a Zubat. They went back and forth, Ember, Bite, Ember, Bite... And Quilava... Taken out... Earthquake much?
In the Ilex Forest, a lazy twat wants us to find his 2 Farfetch'd... Done! We also spare a Caterpie's life... And a Metapod's. We go back to Union Cave to catch a Sandshrew (The pokemon that will use HM's for us. NOT a team member. HM Slave sounds wrong... And cruel). We take some time to buy some Repels.
We meet a Move Tutor, who teaches Headbutt. Humpback forgets Tackle for this awesome move! (At least for now). We help a Kimono girl, get TM12 Taunt, as usual incapacitate all the little Rattatas and Sandshrews etc. (Rocko grew to Lvl 17, by the sacrifice of a Lvl 10 Drowzee. RIP. You will be missed. Humpback leveled up too. 16>17) Register a few Trainers for future battles and FINALLY something good. We come across a super suspicioso house, and we are welcomed by none other than: Good old Lyra! Her Grandma mistakes me for her boyfriend (I can't tap dat *** in a kids game? ). After beating a Psyduck so hard it needed medical treatment, we arrive at Goldenrod City!
Edit: At Goldenrod City, Humpback learned Fire Blast, which replaced Headbutt .