Big headline today. It's official. Blaziken has been banished to Ubers. Serves 'em right. Stupid chicken...
In other news, heard a dog barking today. Got bitten by that dog. Now have a rather large welt growing on my leg that I have decided to name Growlithe.
In assorted news, people posting at the same time about the same subject with the same points of view but posting only moments after another made an almost exact replica post to yours making yours look redundant has effectively coined the phrase of being "Gre-Ninja'd."
In more gossip, Talonflame, the "Priority Rapist," has been seen flying around sticking his beak wear it doesn't belong; up peoples and various pokemons asses. In retaliation, a group of victims formed a small circle, waited for the fiery falcon to swoop down, and then pelted it with rocks. When asked about the incident, Talonflame replied, "I would have been fine, but I forgot about Stealth Rock, and next time I see those kids they won't be so lucky."
We asked the bird if he would return anytime soon, to which he replied, "It's unlikely, I'm not that Brave a Bird. If I make another pass, it could mean suicide, so I might as well Blitz out of here."
The falcon proceeded to ignore the no U-turn sign and fled the city.