You can't ignore his girth.
Lending my newest (and favorite) Sharpedo, Scyllodon, to my friend for the VGC. He asked me if I had any hard hitting water types at short notice, and she was the only good one I had, so I let him borrow her. Thankfully, I have his shiny Floatzel as collateral~
He forgot about it after you implied Feebas is better than Dunsparce you worthless piece of marine shit.