If Altaria is ever more useful than 'Mence on a Doubles OU/VGC team, I'll eat a Magikarp.
As the Eldest Guru, I forbid it! Your passion for fishing is not yet strong enough. You need t' train deep in Mt. Silver for decades, or some shit like that, 'fore you can handle a rod like we can.
... Also, Lanturn completely ****s up the derpfish theme lol.
"'fore you can handle a rod like we can."
.... Im sure theres a "thats what she said" joke somewhere in there, but im not even gonna put forth the effort to making it.