Then it'l be superbanned.
Shut your ****in' mouth, ya mushroom-lackin' maggot. Ban hammers fix everythin', none the less my 'Karphammer.
... But no, I mean competitively it'l be banned. Nigh-guaranteed. Do ya really think they'l allow somethin' that can randomly give a free Endure at random, or especially somethin' that gives a constant Evasion or Crit ratio increase? Pokeamie just adds more hax to the game. That's exactly what everyone doesn't want.
Pokeamie in competitive battling is equivilent to Smash 4 havin' four different versions of tripping, all of which have a chance of happening individually, for any action.