
Originally Posted by
SSBfreakCK
I believe we already have a thread for this, but it's old, so... meh.
I know damn well who I hate, here's as it follows.
1. Diddy Kong. **** YOU AND YOUR BANNANAS, SPAMMER! [/caps] Errggghhh, Diddy Kong is literally cheap. He can just spam the same bannana combos and kill you with his insanely quick/ powerful enough D-smash.
2. Olimar. He can be spammed by anyones, pro or not. Olimar sucks bawls in the hands of a douche.
3. Wolf. He can be spammed like hell. It's a shame I have to share my favorite character with tons of spammer n00bs.
4. Snake. He can shove a grenade up his arse, because I'm sick of Snake's spamming them for hell. OMG THROW A GRENADE! NOW DROP A GRENADE BY SHIELDING! -.- He also has crazy reach, power, AND priority. In short, he's spammy and cheap.
5. G&W. Blaaah, I hate G&W. Spammy aerials, unbelievable recovery, tons of power, and just plain cheapness in the hands of a spammer. If the person isn't a spammer, I can deal with them though.
And for an honorable mention...
Weegee. RAGH! I hate Luigi. I just don't know how to play as him, on the rarity I come across a good Weegee player, I don't know how to fight or counter him. I simply suck against Luigi... Don't know why.
Suprised Meta Knight/Pit/Ike aren't on the list? Let me explain.
Yes, Meta is cheap. But only in the hands of a spammer. I've never faced a good Meta who's also spammy, which is a huge plus. So when I see a spammer, I whoop his ass. When I face a good Meta, it's all fun.
Pit... big deal. His arrows are easy to dodge, his other "spammy" moves leave him at a disadvantage. When I fight spammy Pits, they die faster than spammy Metas, lol.
Ike. ... What? He's easy to gimp, easy to dodge, and... well, he's only middle tier. He may have insane power, but n00b spammers die miserably, yes, even faster than Pit spammers. I lol when someone picks Ike and tries to spam. ... Good Ike players are hell though, but they're rare. My one friend, jesus... Best Ike I've ever seen.