James Bond is a secret agent for Her Majesty’s Secret Service, MI6. As the most elite of all England’s operatives, he is highly skilled in covert operations, demolitions, explosives, weapons and tactics, interrogation, and hand to hand combat. Bond is also particularly adept at games of chance and fraternizing with members of the opposite sex.
Bond is a stealthy and quick, yet a surprisingly powerful character.
B: Spy Snipe
Bond drops to the ground in a prone position and whips out a silenced Talon sniper rifle. After manually taking dead aim through the scope at the back of his enemy’s head, a single shot is fired with ultimate hit power. Pressing B repeatedly after this allows for rapid-fire, semi-auto action on the rifle. Reload times are quite long in this position with this weapon, so it is helpful to repeatedly spam proxy mines behind you like a retard to protect from enemies coming up from behind and melee’ing you like a noob.
Side B: 007 Tube Special
Bond utilizes an Anova assault rifle with a grenade launcher attachment to explode multiple enemies with one shot. One of the most powerful attacks available, there is no limit to the range of this attack, nor is there any practical way to defend against it. Most “lower-level,” inexperienced MI6 agents will equip this move if they don’t have the talent to use any of the other weapons that require bullets. This move only allows Bond to fire 2 shots before all ammo is depleted. Overuse of this weapon may cause severe rage quitting and frustration among other opponents and teammates. Close quarters use of this move often results in suicide-kills.
Up B: Golden Glitch
Bond is able to discretely glitch into any texture or object in the game. Due to the poor programming talents of the game designers, this move is often considered “cheating” by honest players and should only be used if other players are doing so. By being able to covertly hide “in” or “behind” otherwise unreachable areas of the map, this makes Bond impervious to attack for as long as he stays in this position. However, this tactic often results in suicide death if you attempt to use the “007 Tube Special” move, as the very texture you are hiding behind will cause you to blow yourself up.
Down B: Proxyton Spam
Bond equips a fully automatic Masterton M-557 shotgun and 2 proximity mines. By repeatedly firing the full auto shotty blindly at random parts of the map, Bond creates a very frustrating (yet usually ineffective) offense against other players. The full auto shotty, although very powerful, has a low degree of accuracy for noobs that hold the trigger down continuously, causing them to spray fodder all over the place including straight up into the air. This often results in the noob suiciding themselves repeatedly by accidently blowing up their own proxy mines in the process.
Finishing Move: Melee of MI6
Bond performs rush attack on enemy directly in front of him. After weakening his opponent with a couple of bullets, Bond runs up from behind and kills his enemy with a vicious blow to the back of the head with the butt of his rifle. This move is useful in a number of circumstances, but most effective (and satisfying) to do to noobs who continuously spam the “Proxyton Spam” move. Having high hit power, and the psychological effect of a “bitch slap,” this move is the ultimate finisher for any unsuspecting noob that thinks they are any good at this game.
A Attacks:
Neutral A: Makes a martini, shaken not stirred.
Side A: Seduces your wife with charisma and charm.
Up A: Bond jumps into a really cool car that you could never hope to afford.
Down A: Wins $1,000,000 betting on a game of baccarat in a foreign casino.
Dash Attack: Uses his silenced Walther PPK to “double tap” you.
Side Smash: Bond melees his opponent as he runs passed them from the side (Neutral B)
Up Smash: Drops a hand grenade and runs away.
Down Smash: Drinks too many martinis.
Victory Pose 1: Crosses his arms, handgun in hand, and winks saying, “I seduced your wife last night.”
Victory Pose 2: Walks in from the right side of the screen, turns facing the screen, points gun at screen, fires weapon, and then the screen turns red with a circle that zig-zags it’s way down.