I used t' know a godlike Ness, went by the generic name of "Light". He did all that shit seen in the video; including pursuin' me off-stage like a man with Captain Falcon-sized balls; and plenty more. I never asked, but there's simply no way he wasn't a tourneypro. Easily the best player I've ever had the honor t' Brawl with. Even in my best years, I don't ****in' know how I ever got any wins on 'em if he didn't bloody SD thrice lol.
He's the only man t' ever 3-stock me in my prime years moar than once... ;_;