Alright I'm not going to even pretend I know anything about hockey, but I did see something on the news yesterday about the Ducks visiting the White House and Bush made a pretty funny quip at the "press conference" I guess you'd call it. Let me see if I can find a clip of it online.
I know Bush isn't a favorite, but if you remember VP Cheney was hunting and shot someone he was hunting with. So with that in mind, start watching around 1:15 and it's not much after that. Most of it is boring so I'd just suggest watching the little section. (You might find it lame, but hey I thought it was funny at the time)