I karate chopped a gangster in a whole because I'm sexy and I do what I want

**iRAWR** · 02-12-2009 02:02 PM

I ran over a banana under your bed because I'm cool like that.

**Ads** · 02-12-2009 02:02 PM

**NoLuck01** · 02-12-2009 05:08 PM

I had lunch with a snowman sliding down a hill because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

**Fox** · 02-12-2009 05:16 PM

I ran over a stuffed animal at the dinner table because that's how I roll...

**Eagles** · 02-12-2009 05:18 PM

I had lunch with my science teacher in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

**Byuakuya** · 02-13-2009 02:25 PM

I smelled a phone at the dinner table because that's how I roll.

**Chewy** · 02-13-2009 02:31 PM

I sang to a gangster at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

**Destiny** · 02-13-2009 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Chewy

I sang to a gangster at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

You mean like a rap battle? xD

**WMBQ** · 02-13-2009 04:17 PM

I smelled my dog under your bed because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader.

**Jupiter** · 03-14-2009 11:32 PM

I had sex with my best friends' boy friend in line at the bank because the voices told me to.

Lol.

**lbu8** · 03-15-2009 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Jupiter

I had sex with my best friends' boy friend in line at the bank because the voices told me to.

Lol.

haha best one yet

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