soft bacon is epic phail.
Bacon is supposed to be a little bit on the crunchy side...
otherwise, it's just a slice of ham.
Oh yeah, here's a real bacon cake:
ROB... do you realize that there is a terribly terrified pig behind that bacon?
You sadistic freak. ;P
^haha, didn't notice that. xD
Sadly, someone asked this at a party I went to and just as much discussion followed....
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