I KNEW IT! I ****ING KNEW IT! All that bacon-hatin' just to grind our gears. Nick, you bastard! Dx
But now that you are on our side, you're instantly forgiven. HEIL BACON! Yeah, I haven't forgotten my bacon phrase just yet. ;D
Oh, and I just had a bacon cheeseburger, actually. The normal puny ones where there's only two slices of bacon, but it's better than nothin'.
Also, I took the bacon off and ate it vanilla immediately.