Hey now, check the rhyme, check the rhythm I wrote
While I get a chance now, let me clear my throat...
My wii got issues, wii freeze with a beep
Got crackerz and hackerz, can't never sleep
Chillin like a villain with my goldeneye game
Frag ya in da head but it's all the same
Wii's got Red Dead, G-E, and Mario kart
N64 was the same but with a Perfect Dark
Staring at the screen 'cause all day I play
Now I'm up to takin' six aspirin a day
My wife thinks I play too much and that's too bad
She says I have no life and it's really sad.
One day I'll get off this couch and go back to the life I had
Heck no forget it, I'm already dead.
Peace. Word to your mother-brain...I'm out.