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    Valentines day gift addvice from me

    Scince some people wonder "What should I get her" this time of year heres some gift ideas from me

    From MAH BLOG THING
    *A realistic heart if you can make it squirt blood its all the better
    If you cant get one get a chocolate one with a jam/jelly filling

    *A wasp in a box (shake it a bit first)

    *A bit of wood
    When you give it to her say “Now I give you wood”

    *A (expensive) vase
    Just as you hand it over look in shock and say “Some body stole the flowers”

    *Some paracetamol
    Say “Its for them nights when you get a headache”

    *A trick mirror
    One of the ones that makes her look thinner

    *A tape of you saying “No it looks fine”

    *A cake tray
    There will be no cake on it as the cake is a lie

    *£3.45
    Give her the money and say “I cant choose what flowers you like so heres the money for them”

    *Secretively change all or her clothes for a bigger size (must be done all at once)
    Then say that she must have been losing weight


    I take no responsibility from any break ups cause by following my advice


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    Those are the best gift ideas I have ever heard.
    You want to sit down but you sold your chair.
    So you just stand there.

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    Thats the general response to them


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkprinny View Post
    *A wasp in a box (shake it a bit first)

    *A cake tray
    There will be no cake on it as the cake is a lie
    Wasp is for the ex, and nice reference on the cake (maybe a one day pass to Aperture Science for the ex as well.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkprinny View Post
    *A cake tray
    There will be no cake on it as the cake is a lie
    jaja, love the gift ideas.

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    Haha. Love the clothes swap idea.

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    LOL great ideas.

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