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Bio
I have no intention to put my real name here...so I'll replace my name with Bio whenever it is mentioned below:
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Bio
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;
adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;
verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;
"God, Bio you were so good in bed last night!"
"Yeah he was really Bio to me."
"Woah, look at the boy Bio."
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The funny thing is, this describes me near-perfectly (except that I can jump high, and I'm often not an asshole). Haven't had sex, though, but maybe those parts will eventually be true as well.