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    The Joke Thread

    This is a thread I made for jokes. Each day I want at least one new joke on here.

    Also, try to rate the last joke with a 1-10 scale.


    I'll start out with some jokes.


    Dirty Jokes (Suggested 18+ to read (not incredibly bad... but still)):

    Pudding Surprise:
    Spoiler Alert!

    Magic Apples:
    Spoiler Alert!

    Deadly Fruit:
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    Random:
    Lying Bas***d (I bleeped it):
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    Heaven's Gate:
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    The Whipped Lines:
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    Okay... 6 is enough for now.


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    So why did the "Indians" attack those guys?

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    It was the probably back in the cowboy days. Maybe they massacred one of their villages (fitting payback), or something. I mean... Americans were pretty bad to Indians. If I was an Indian back then I would probably do the same thing, Americans were douches.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kingslayer View Post
    It was the probably back in the cowboy days. Maybe they massacred one of their villages (fitting payback), or something. I mean... Americans were pretty bad to Indians. If I was an Indian back then I would probably do the same thing, Americans were douches.
    Americans were mean to Indians?....

    *facrpalm*

    You mean the white people were mean to Americans.

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    Actually the French were always nice to the Indians.

    British = Terrible
    American's = Worst
    Spaniards = Terrible
    Vikings = Bad
    French = Great


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    I said nothing of the French?

    Anyway hi, I'm Bodine, 85% Cherokee Native American. We don't make people shove fruit up their ass.

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    The first joke makes fun of white people and the last joke makes fun of men. The fact that Indians are in the joke isn't even really important. I could switch their names with anything... I didn't make the joke up. If you ask me to I'll switch the Indians out with something else... just give me something to switch them with (nothing stupid and has to go with the rest of it... I just want to exchange the word not rearrange the joke).

    You said "white people" and French are white, so I just specified more.


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    Nah it's fine I suppose. >_>

    Just sayin though, most joke threads don't last long when race is thrown into the mix.

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    I never really focused on the Indian part of the joke, anyway. I was a little confused when you addressed it in the first place; I wasn't sure what you were talking about.

    I don't really see what the big deal about splitting people up in races is. White, black, yellow, green, orange, purple... I really don't care. As long as I can understand what your saying (and it's not completely idiotic) I won't have any problems with you (well unless the person is a complete jerk).

    I guess it's just how I was raised. I've always had many different type of friends (black, white, gay, Indian, Asian, Spanish, British (lot of cool kids from there), etc.)


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    Okay... I hate double posting, but it seems people don't know jokes. I have a little free time, so I'll post 10 more. I'm not going to make them extremely hilarious (since no else seems to care, but they'll be funny).

    The Cop and the Kid:
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    Funny Balloons:
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    On a Flight (Ehhh...):
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    Letter Tricks (not technically a joke, but still cool):
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    One Smart Mom:
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    Job Application:
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    Funny Avatar (Adult Content):


    Note to Wife:
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    Electric Train (Language, but funny):
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    Blonde Joke (to finish it off):
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