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    Ways to wind up telesales people

    Enjoy

    These people are a constant annoyance to all people (SaveTalk im looking at you) so heres a few ways to annoy them.

    • Say “Can you repeat that?” every time that ask a question.
    • Put the phone down on a table
    • Repeat every thing they say
    • Talk about your made up medical problems
    • The old “This is a bad phone line” with crackly paper thing
    • Say “What dose that mean?” after every sentence
    • Stutter on every word
    • Gradually lower the volume of your voice
    • Pretend to be in the middle of intercourse (its better if you can get somebody to shout “hurry back to bed darling im still horny”(even better if its someone of the same sex)
    • Pretend to be on the toilet (strain noises are essential)
    • Shout on every word
    • Ask about there life's
    • Make obscene noises down the phone
    • Change your voice all the time to different accents
    • Hang up mid sentence
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    Some excellent suggestions (I've used the "leave the phone on a table" one before). I should try pretending to be on the toilet sometime.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Napalmbrain View Post
    Some excellent suggestions (I've used the "leave the phone on a table" one before). I should try pretending to be on the toilet sometime.
    I should add to that one
    -You need somebody to make farty sounds

    One I did the other day was put the phone on loud speaker near the parrot
    It was one of them "Shoulda filmed it" moments


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    insert a curse word into every sentence (tourettes) lol
    I will snipe you later...

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    If they're selling something and you've got a lot of time on your hands you could do this.
    Pretend to be interested but be very annoying and hard to talk to[asking stupid questions, and dragging out the conversation with pointless small talk] After a long enough amount of time [at least 45 min] has past by and you start finalizing the sale wait till they ask for your credit info give em 2 #'s and hang up the phone. Dont pause or say anything just 1 2... click.
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    its perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Thank you its always nice to know my work is appreciated
    I came up with that about 5 sec after visting this thread
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    I have got to try some of these


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    I did the intercourse one but i wasn't f'ing i just got my cousin(female) to say it

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