A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
I guy walks into a bar holding 3 ducks in his hands. He puts them on the barstool and says to the bartender, "Will you watch my ducks? I have to go make a call."
The bartender says it's ok. So the guy exits the bar. The bartender looks at the first duck and says "What's your name?"
The duck responds "My name is Huey and I've been slippin in and out of puddles all day."
"That's great. Hey, what's your name?"
The second duck replies "My name is Dewey and I've been slippin in and out of puddles all day."
"That's wonderful. Let me guess. Your name is Louie and you've been slippin in and out of puddles all day?"
The third duck says "No, my name is Puddles and my day sucked."