I bit through the middle and it was barely hanging off the base of the tounge. They cant stitch tounges so I had to let it heal on its on, but i got to eat popsicles and ice cream for a week!

the most pain i have endured was when i had a vasectomy. the anaesthetic hadn't set it on one side. i wasn't aware and nor was the surgeon until he sliced into me with a scalpel

well, the worst pain i remember is when i was walking around barefoot, and a splinter got on the bottom of my feet right in the nerve.

however, when i was 4, i had a nail go right through my foot, and, although i can not remember how that felt, i'm guessing that was worse.

Errrm probably about 5 years ago when I was in hospital for unknown reasons (but they thought MIGHT have been a form of Gastrointeritus (sp?)) anddd I almost died :] (no sympathy thankyou). When I fractured my ankle on a trampoline.. that was rather painful :] 'bout it so far (touch wood).

actualy, ive thaught of another one; ages ago someone who i realy p-d off by strangling started strangling me but for real he was pusthing his thumbs into the adams apple bit and i passed out and after that i remember waking up on the floor with about uhh iduno 45 people just looking at me with their eyes like wide open and their jaws dropped, so i tried to get up but couldnt move, so i tried to speak and not a sound and i passed outagain,. so i wake up this time in an ambulance and try to talk and it felt like a billion and one drills drilking through my chest and stomach, and then i couldnt talk for about 3-4 weeks

Much like Chuck Norris I don't feel pain

A year ago on thursday i blew out my left knee and tore my ACL which in im your knee

my knee was so swollen! i was 4 time larger than my right one. the worst part about this is it happend right before summer and i more or less lost my job because of this......

it sucked up my summer.

I knew someone would say that sooner or later!

got another one

when we moved house i was putting stuff in my room and i slipped on the stairs and crashed into the fishtank

Rode my bike down a flight of stairs and hit a hand rail on the way down, flipped till i hit the bottom.



What made you do that?

ouch! that must of hurt

what dyou mean what made you do that

Probably when my dog bit into my thumb and managed to put one tooth in through the nail and another through the underside, and wouldn't let to go. Eventually I just decided to pull my thumb out regardless and I was left with a big gash through the underside of my thumb and the entire thumbnail ripped off. Trust me, you never ever want a nail torn out.

Also, when I fell whilst bouncing on a trampoline and my ankle swung down sideways onto the metal rim. Wasn't fractured, surprisingly, but the bruising must have gone right down to the bone because I couldn't walk for a long time, and my entire ankle went purple. Yum.

ouchness!!!

OWWWW! i just did the thing to my funny bone again it wasnt that bad this time though. I fear theyll become crhonic now

not for the squeamish
umm...i put my finger in the hinge of a door once, and my brother had the habit of slamming doors...so my finger was compressed to the space of about 2mm, it burst, broke in 4 places, and the was blood pumping out of it
twas like a fountain...im suprised it healed

had an inflamed ligiment under my knee cap, amazingly pain 24/7 and i couldn't play football for 2 years. had to be on pain killers for nearly a year. now pain is nothing.

OMFG my friend jarred has that on both his knees he can barley sit. They look like fing tumors! The doc said he will have them till hes 20 and yet some how he can stuill do karate....

@stalky Dog bites hurt, my last dog, a HUGE bull matiff bit the side of my leg just above my thigh, apparently the scare will never go away.