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Either when I got home from school and I found a tramp living in my basement. Or when I was on nemasis inferno in thorpe park - the barriers hadn't been pushed down on everyone and the ride started going..luckily they stopped it when we had just got out of the tunnel thingy, the girl next to me pissed herself
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Wow, some scary shit right here!
Erm, probably not the scariest, but was effin scary. I was 10, and my dad had gone to his ol' Wednesday snooker club that evening, and me and my were at home as you do watching TV and my Mum offered me a Hot Chocolate, so I was like WOOPWOOP so she went out into the kitchen, then about 10 minutes later I realised she had been ages, and I could hear heavy breathing. So I called out, and she didn't reply - all I could hear was the breathing. So I started walking out, and my Mum was on the floor, spasming with an Epileptic fit (floors concrete too). She was fine after though ('cause I rang an ambulance and did the ol' recovery position (don't ask how I knew - can't remember)), except she's now certified an epileptic but nevermind that's life. Scary-ass-shit
When I was a kid (6 or 7) I was on holiday in Greece. I was walkin along a beach eating an ice cream, and I passed a dude renting deck-chairs. He had this tree next to his shed thing, and chained to this tree (I kid you not) was a little f*cking monkey! It was like the ones that hang out with guys turning a music box handle on old tv shows - (I doubt this happens in real life) You know what I mean...
Anyway this little sh*t looked at me. Jumped right out of the tree right onto my shoulder and proceeded to rip into me with his viscous little f*cking monkey teeth. Had severe cuts on my arm and above my eye ("very" close to my eye), and obviously being a little dude was pretty distressed.
Had to go to a greek hospital (and the greeks are not renowned for the comforts of their hospitals) to get stiches & injections etc...
Its prob not the scariest thing thats happened to me but its the funniest scary thing - and thats what counts.
Another funny thing was my mother couldn't speak greek so to try and explain what had happened to the doctors she was doing charades - pretending to be a monkey, goofing around- funny as hell. (Funny in the sense you are laughing at her and not with her)...
I now have a natural distrust and fear of monkeys.. True story.
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Well, I suppose the scariest time in my life was when I first experience my mums epilepsy. When she was a child, she fell off a swing that was in her friends garage, and smacked her head on the concrete floor, she's been epileptic since then.
Anyway, when I was a child, I remember being in the lounge with my mum, and she just fell to the ground randomly. I was horrified. She began having a fit, and her eyes kept rolling.
Petrifying, and as I was so young, I had no idea what was going on. I specifically remembering thinking she was dead.
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When I was a kid (6 or 7) I was on holiday in Greece. I was walkin along a beach eating an ice cream, and I passed a dude renting deck-chairs. He had this tree next to his shed thing, and chained to this tree (I kid you not) was a little f*cking monkey! It was like the ones that hang out with guys turning a music box handle on old tv shows - (I doubt this happens in real life) You know what I mean...
Anyway this little sh*t looked at me. Jumped right out of the tree right onto my shoulder and proceeded to rip into me with his viscous little f*cking monkey teeth. Had severe cuts on my arm and above my eye ("very" close to my eye), and obviously being a little dude was pretty distressed.
Had to go to a greek hospital (and the greeks are not renowned for the comforts of their hospitals) to get stiches & injections etc...
Its prob not the scariest thing thats happened to me but its the funniest scary thing - and thats what counts.
Another funny thing was my mother couldn't speak greek so to try and explain what had happened to the doctors she was doing charades - pretending to be a monkey, goofing around- funny as hell. (Funny in the sense you are laughing at her and not with her)...
I now have a natural distrust and fear of monkeys.. True story.
That would of been so funny to see, and record on film
It wouldnt have been funny if i was there. If i saw a child being attacked by any animal i would immediately proceed to snap its neck and or trample it to death.
Those epilepcy stories are very scary, i couldnt imagine how unsettling that must of been to see your mother's in a situation like that at such young ages and not being able to understand what was going on.
Speaking of epilepsy, I forgot to mention my seizure, not only is it scary to watch, it's bloody scary to go through as well.
Now, I don't have epilepsy, actually, I'm in particularly good health for someone as lazy as myself and my graphics teacher had forced me to go on a school trip. There was only a couple of people going and I got out of biology, so I thought I'd go.
Having been fine all morning and getting half way through the tour of... Manchester Airport (yeah, that's what my school calls a trip) I started to feel a bit faint, then I told my friend and she said "We'll get to sit down and eat in a minute." So, the last thing the tour guide was saying I felt my head throbbing and going really heavy. Then I started losing my balance.
Unaware of anything, I really thought I was going to die for no apparent reason. But, the worst part of it was really going blind, not a common characteristic of seizures but I had it. Well, hate to break it to you people, your life does not flash before your eyes, I was thinking "OH MY GOD, I'M GOING BLIND, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING AGAIN, BUT, WHAT IF I DIE?" instead of letting the good times roll. Then a girl in front of me said "You okay, Emma" and I replied with "No" and collapsed on the floor.
Thinking I'd have been passed out for two minutes I started to gain consciousness, still being blind and couldn't speak properly (for God's sake it's hard being scouse already) I was just mentioning "I can't see, I can't see, I really can't see" then it started coming back to me, but only the bold dominant outlines were coming out.
Then I had to go to hospital for the first time of my life and be tested on, I was insisting I was fine, and I really was fine but they decided to do tests on me, and, oh, turned out I was fine.
It happened in the airport cafteria where everyone was eating and a large area occupied by a lot of members of the public. I started falling over a bit so I was in a wheelchair, but, all's well now.
Turns out I hadn't been knocked out for two minutes, it was 15.
My friend said my lips turned blue and my pupils fully dilated but I did not foam at the mouth.
Worst part is I was with my teacher and not my mum in a city completely foreign to me.
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When I was a kid (6 or 7) I was on holiday in Greece. I was walkin along a beach eating an ice cream, and I passed a dude renting deck-chairs. He had this tree next to his shed thing, and chained to this tree (I kid you not) was a little f*cking monkey! It was like the ones that hang out with guys turning a music box handle on old tv shows - (I doubt this happens in real life) You know what I mean...
Anyway this little sh*t looked at me. Jumped right out of the tree right onto my shoulder and proceeded to rip into me with his viscous little f*cking monkey teeth. Had severe cuts on my arm and above my eye ("very" close to my eye), and obviously being a little dude was pretty distressed.
Had to go to a greek hospital (and the greeks are not renowned for the comforts of their hospitals) to get stiches & injections etc...
Its prob not the scariest thing thats happened to me but its the funniest scary thing - and thats what counts.
Another funny thing was my mother couldn't speak greek so to try and explain what had happened to the doctors she was doing charades - pretending to be a monkey, goofing around- funny as hell. (Funny in the sense you are laughing at her and not with her)...
I now have a natural distrust and fear of monkeys.. True story.
You got mauled by a money and your mum acted like a monkey playing cherades in a greek hospital and now your scared of monkeys.
Wow, That story, would of been scary but funny as anything.
A car coming at me in the wrong lane in a blind turn...I was on my motorcycle (F4i). Luckily no collision, the car was about 2 ft away from me. For my buddy in front it was probably just a few inches. Earlier in the same ride there was a near miss with a dumb deer.
lots of bike near misses, no crashes yet though. Well except for dropping my bike in the parking lot or gas station...doh .
I was in a Chinese restaurant, eating pot-stickers.
"Mmm..pot-stickers," I mused.
I placed one in my mouth, biting through the soft outer layer and into the juicy pork, savoring each and every moment. And then I accidentally swallowed.
"Oh G-d," I said in terror. "IS THIS THE END?!"
And then I grasped about for a good 10 seconds making stupid spluttering noises before I finally forced it back up.
Hmmm, thats a hard one, I have absolutely no fear of death so not alot of stuff scares me Ahh now i remember, when i was 8 i was wathcing this huanted house thing on tv and ive had to sleep with my door open ever since
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Like what others have said being lost in a store or mall is really scary. When it happened to me, i was about 6 and I wondered off to go get a hershey bar. when I got back to the clothes rack where I left my mom, she was gone. i walked around for about 15 minutes with tears in my eyes until finally, I saw my mom. Honestly one of the scariest moments of my life.
Right now I can't think of anything else. Too much on my mind...
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and my Mum offered me a Hot Chocolate, so I was like WOOPWOOP 
so she went out into the kitchen, then about 10 minutes later I realised she had been ages, and I could hear heavy breathing. So I called out, and she didn't reply - all I could hear was the breathing. So I started walking out, and my Mum was on the floor, spasming with an Epileptic fit (floors concrete too). She was fine after though ('cause I rang an ambulance and did the ol' recovery position (don't ask how I knew - can't remember)), except she's now certified an epileptic 
and I thought exactly the same thing. At the time I was like begging my Dad she was alive 
Ahh now i remember, when i was 8 i was wathcing this huanted house thing on tv and ive had to sleep with my door open ever since 
