Quotes that made you LOL

+Maniacal=Maniac+ · 06-21-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Life is very important to Americans."
- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"Man shots neighbor with machete."
- Miami Herald, headline

"Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers."
- Murray Walker, Sportscaster

"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the
opposite"
- Murray Walker, Sportscaster

Heheh...

I Got Plenty More...

mushroomedmario · 06-21-2007, 07:05 PM

well even though you guys might not find this funny i laughed for days about it(involves a story)

allright back in the day when i played gunbound, i went into a forum for it, now one of the topics had spanish in it,...i clicked in it, and all it was like 4 words in spanish by a duck(the lowest possible level you could be in gunbound), now i was hardcore bored, and curious to what this said, there were about 25-35 replies of people just saying "speak english" "GO TO THE SPANISH FORUMS" " what a noob, i wonder what it says though" so after five minutes i got to the bottom and someone said " i know what it means, it says "i am the best", the second i read that i laughed for so long, hehhehehe

ssbb_lover · 06-21-2007, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CantGetAWii

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president

LMFAO.

I'll post some when I find them. Till then...uhh...look in my sig?

bonodo · 06-21-2007, 07:14 PM

new one:

Quote:

janet: run johnny run! *cries*

johnny: janet?

cop: put the gun down mr. keogh

johnny: what, i havent got a gun, this is just a crunchie *takes crunchie out of pocket*

*BANG! BANG!* *shoots johnny*

the bit in bold made laugh