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Old 06-21-2007, 12:51 PM   #1
 
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Here are some quotes that made me LOL:

Quote:
I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

-Homer J. Simpson
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S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

-unknown
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One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

-Nicole*
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A day without sunshine is like night.

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if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

-a very important notice
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dont look at me in that tone of voice

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Everything he sees, he absorbs and adopts it
He mimics and he mocks it
And he hates the box but he cant remember how to stop it
(uh) So he continues to watch it
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Old 06-21-2007, 12:55 PM   #2
 
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Ron Atkinson (Football (soccer ) commentator has said a couple of chuckle ones):

Quote:
On another night, they'd have won 2-2.
-- (Ron commenting on a Valencia-Liverpool Match)
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Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning.
and personal fave
Billy Connolly:

Quote:
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
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Old 06-21-2007, 04:20 PM   #3
 
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we need a section just for wiichat memebers quotes!
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Old 06-21-2007, 04:26 PM   #4
 
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we need a section just for wiichat memebers quotes!
Oh, that's a really good quote...
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He mimics and he mocks it
And he hates the box but he cant remember how to stop it
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Old 06-21-2007, 04:38 PM   #5
 
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:02 PM   #6
 
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this one describes rap the best.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown
RAP= Retards Attempting Poetry
coudnt of said it better myself
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:05 PM   #7
 
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this one describes rap the best.


coudnt of said it better myself
Just watch out for Wiired, Mitch!
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i hate my life......
if its not a vowel....its a consonant
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:12 PM   #8
 
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this one describes rap the best.


coudnt of said it better myself

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Mitch = My Itchy Testicles... Carry Herpes
who looks stupid now my friend
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:15 PM   #9
 
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See!



Quote:
I'm going to my trailer!
Then plays with his toy tractor and trailer - Johnny Keogh - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps


Great visual gag.
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:39 PM   #10
 
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who looks stupid now my friend
Quote:
Originally Posted by me
Mike= Many Irritating Kids... Eating
ta... take that!


i couldnt think of anything
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:42 PM   #11
 
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ta... take that!


i couldnt think of anything
Lmao, it's all gravy, I'll just pretend I was insulted buddy.
ahem..
oooooooh burrrrrrrrrn

Edit: To stay somewhat on topic, heres another Billy Connolly one

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What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!
hahaha
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:43 PM   #12
 
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May I suggest my new smilie!?

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i5...min/tosser.gif
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:45 PM   #13
 
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mike= moronic internet kid....eating
i thought i was going somewhere with that
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:45 PM   #14
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david, where you a big fat slag
from two pints o lager and a packet o crisps
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:46 PM   #15
 
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i MADE a esectin on wiichat members quotyes but nobody posted in it
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:48 PM   #16
 
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Ohh the laugh

Quote:
We're not afraid of challenges. It's like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.
Anonymous Brazillian Soccer Player
Quote:
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Batman Costume warning label


Quote:
It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
Yogi Berra, after attending an opera
Quote:
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
George Bush, US President
Rofl
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Old 06-21-2007, 05:51 PM   #17
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i got a new one:

Quote:
johnny: there you go *hands gaz a tissue*

gaz: come?...

johnny: yeah, janet wanted tisdue invites so people could wipe their teary eyes

gaz: but, but its just cum on a tissue
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