what is this, "death note"

hey, its ryuk, how are u doing

ryuk: hyuk, hyuk, humans are funny

random quote time

i was kind of expectin u to get out of this one.but im ur last resort...you really are done for.no matter how i look at it youve lost, light.youv eased my boredom for quite a long time,havent you?it was a lot of fun.
a-am i goin to die?!im goin to die!
thats right.forty seconds......youll have a heart attack.its already been decided upon.
i dont want to die damn it!stop it!i dont want to die!
you sound so undignified.its not like you,light.i told u in the beginning id b the one writing ur name in the notebook wen u die.that is the rule between the shinigami who brought the note into the human realm n the first human who picks up the notebook.if they put u in prison,who knows wen ull die?i dont want to just lie around w8n for u to die,so its all ovr.u should die right here.
n...no!i dont want to die!i dont want to go to prison either!do somthing!i kno theres a way out of it,ryuk!!
once a name is writtn down in the death note,u cant do anythin about it.u more than anyone else here should no that.goodbye, light yagami.dont think that any human whos used the death note can go to heaven or hell.ull find out about that after u die.
aaaaaargh,i dont want to die!i dont want to go!d...damn it...

random, yes

am i light o_0

*wario wrights down "light yagami" and waits for 40 seconds*

nope

*CRASH!!!*

what was that

0o0 me n my friend 2day were like "...[insert friends name]...hey y arent i dead?"
*reads DN*
"the death note doesnt work on emos...then how did L die?!"

he wasn't emo, he just dressed as one,no wait, he wore plain white

o_0

its a joke

eh ........

NOW i get it ........funny

*trips dj*

he doesn't like me for some reason

cause u...no that was cammy

well steph loves him! rofl im sry i was holdn that in 4 a while

eh no wonder he doesn't like me