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Old 07-25-2007, 07:22 PM   #1
 
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5

this is just one of many quotes found on the following website

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

there nine pages of chuck norris action
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Old 07-25-2007, 07:49 PM   #2
 
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Uhm... Thanks?
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i love this site enthosume around chuck norris
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chuck is like 60 com'on guys honestly!!!!
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Me and my friends practically worship Chuck Norris (though in my expirience girls don't usually get it).

Chuck Norris lost his virginity b4 his dad did
they made chuck norris toilet paper but there was a problem-it wouldnt take shit from anybody
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I bet chuck norris gets a kick out of these jokes. Or hes planning world domination for revenge. Who knows.

But my favorite chuck norris joke is. Chuck norris can believe its not butter
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guys what happens when the juggernaut runs into the blob?
keep in mind these are the facts...juggernaut's power is super-human strength, and when he gets mommentum nothing can get in his way
blob's powers are super human strength, has his own gravitational pull, and NOTHING can move him?
wha't sthe outcome?
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There's ones for Jack Bauer, that bloke off Lost, and other TV superguys. All pretty much the same jokes though

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

...Too bad he has never cried.
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, but pushes the world down
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guys what happens when the juggernaut runs into the blob?
keep in mind these are the facts...juggernaut's power is super-human strength, and when he gets mommentum nothing can get in his way
blob's powers are super human strength, has his own gravitational pull, and NOTHING can move him?
wha't sthe outcome?
chuck norris is born
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Mr T turned to be a jew then nurchured his forskin which then grew into chuck norris
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...There's still people who haven't heard of that site?
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Lmao, shame this kid was banned. Favourite quote in this thread so far.
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Chuck norris went to the airport, where a security guard was giving him a tough time. 9 Months later, that security guard's wife had a baby that looked exactly like chuck norris.

DO not mess with chuck norris.
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that wasnt funny
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