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Old 11-10-2006, 03:19 AM   #1
 
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Throw down your best Chuck Norris jokes!!!

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down till he gets all the info he needs.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father...

Chuck Norris didn't wait to be birthed, he just punched his way out of his mother's womb and instantly grew a beard.

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:32 AM   #2
 
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psssssh come on, what do you "guys" even know who the Chuck is?
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:43 AM   #3
 
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Chuck norris is a joke
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:34 PM   #4
 
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looks like weve got a Mcguyver fan in the house
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:26 PM   #5
 
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Who the hell is he
and wii shuold I care
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:43 PM   #6
 
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McGuyver and Chuck Norris are the best!
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by Zero.
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chuck norris can take down a german fighter plane by just making a gun with his hand and yelling bang

every night the boogyman cheaks his closet for chuck norris

chuck norris sleeps with the light on not becouse hes afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him

chuck norris doesent get a haircut..... he just dives under a speeding bullet

chuck norris rocks p.s i made that last one up haha
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heres the best way to kill time....go outside...get on with your life...until the Wii comes...then that will be there life......school is also a great way to kill time...for me at least.
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:21 PM   #10
 
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Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for breakfast and chaces it with a glass of battery acid.
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:34 PM   #11
 
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Better way to kill time
play games
Watch anime
watch some thing else
write a book about your life (so called clebs are doing this all the time)
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Chuck Norris once ruled the world in a past lifetime under the name of Norris the Great. He then respawned under his current name Chuck Norris in which he is now rulling the underground world of Ninjas and street fighters around the universe. <--- This is all a true story.
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You know the whole story of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on true events? Yeah, I guess Chuck Norris ate a whole live turtle, and a day later he crapped it out and it had grown 6 feet tall and learned martial arts.
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chuck norris once lost a testicle in a knife fight. we know it 2day as jupiter

who would win in a fight, chuck norris or god?; trick question, chuck norris IS god.

space exists outside bcause its afraid of chuck norris

chuck norris doesnt use spell check; if he spells a word wrong, the word changes 2 make it right

if u can c chuck norris, he can c u. if u CAN'T c chuck norris, u may be seconds away from death
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I once asked Chuck Norris what time it was, he replied, "2 seconds till", I asked "2 seconds till what", and then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me in the face...

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

Did you hear? Chuck Norris is sueing NBC, turns out he already had legal rights to the names Law and Order, which he named his legs...
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1: stfu darkprinny, its a perfectly good random thread, and chuck norris jokes r a good way of enduring the last week of the Wii wait (its killing me)

2: found some more online:

chuck norris doesnt read books, he just stares at them 2 get the information he wants

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits

if paper beats rock, rock beets scissors and scissors beats paper who beats all three? answer: chuck norris

if u want a list of chuck norris' enemys just check the extinct species list

if superman and the flash were to race to the edge of the universe, u know who would win? chuck norris
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Dont make me do this
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