*Why are Octopuses more popular than Squids?*




*How did I get sick?*

- My EMA bonussss, picked up the form today. Woot!
- When should I begin my essay which is due in tomorrow =/
- Baby, baby, baby.. I think my step-mothers close to having it, she's on the soffa and seems in pain.
- Why the hell did my father buy half a pig today?
- Whyyyy did it rain in the morning while I was walking to college, then stop all day when I'm inside, then start again when it was time for me to walk back into town.
- Why does pig smell.. and why is it all over my kitchen.
- When can I go out for a meal with the boyf next.
- Agh will I do okay in my exam next week.
- Am I actually going to do all the past papers I printed off today.

Which half?

Lol I'm not sure, middle maybe?

He didn't have a head thank god.. that would have been gross.

- pigs remind me of bacon
- how would it feel like if half of my body went numb
- how long does it take to recharge my batteries
my ps2 slim is broken....i dont know if i should replace since i still have the other version of the ps2
- it tuesday...forgot i have to do something later on today
- i feel like going somewhere new...but are my friends willing to go with
-.....i got a sudden urge to eat something crunchy

- Why is my father bidding for solar panels, wind turbines and tractors on ebay.
- Why does the chopped up pig STILL smell >.<

-I have to get my absent records authorised to get my EMA bonus
-Why do my art and tutorial teacher like to mark me off?
-The Devil Wears Prada was an awful film
-All of the bonus songs on Guitar Hero suck
-I hate being sick

-That reminds me of the rack of pig ribs we picked up from Costco the other day, cost a tenner, but damn I can't wait to have them!
-I'm full now though, that salmon was delicious
-Half an hour of revision before I go collect the missus, as if I'm going to get anything done, which is bad considering that I know about 5% of this module
-I miss EMA...teachers would sign me in all the time

-I like impulse ):
-Why do I always highlight the text when someone has a large space now =P
-I'm back now!

- i wonder i i cant fly
- why are people scared of me in real life
- gah!...i stubbed my on my bed and its bleeding
- i need a cloth to stop the bleeding
- i feel light headed
- why am i seeing dots and wiggling lines

Did Pauline bring the Dog

-My spanish teacher says 'literally' like, literally atleast once per sentence. I understand people have sayings that they say a lot, but it is literally getting annoying and she literally does not even know how to use the word.
-Brawl is gay
-I still need to count votes
-This thread is still amazing

Has your college got/getting electronic registers? Ours are getting more and more all the time, so far all the head of departments and head of subjects have got them, eventually all the lecturers will.

Then when all of them have, we wont have to get them to sign that stupid sheet every lesson, EMA people are just going to do it all electronically. Unless you don't even have to get those sheets signed every lesson?

- Step-mothers having contractionssss
- Why is the final draft of my essay so hard
- I hate Propp and his theories
- I also hate narrative structures right now
- I can't even watch the scene I'm meant to be writing about >.<
- Will Lisa still sign my EMA tomorrow if I don't go into her lesson
- I think she will if I e-mail the essay to her..