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Hahhah when me and my buddy go to the theater...We buy one ticket and he goes in imediately. I sneak over the rope and if I get caught (which I haven't) I tell him I was going to the bathroom. In the bathroom, my friend gives me his ticket so it looks like I was admissioned into the theater xD.
-Why is Comatose such a kickass song?
-Something Corporate? Meh..They're ok.
-Adam is probably thinking, "Holy shit. What the f**k is the matter with this kid?"
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No, thanks, Frogger, we can watch those kinda boobs in baby commercials
(00:30) Emma:Now £1 is the same as $2, by the way.
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(00:04) Emma:I usually don't get along with americans, and I've ploughed through a good load of them, none of them seem interesting enoug to talk to on a regular basis.
And I'm planning to meet the people I've spent a year of my life frequently speaking to.
- Men.
- I love men that are pretty, but masculine. Pretty features. Lips, eyes and hands especially. I like long eyelashes and perfect bone structure. Muscular arms, but not overpoweringly so. Definitely light eyes.
- JDDSKlkdl;skldskl
I ALSO HATE THAT, i got rejected from going to english honors 2 because my teacher that i talked to was a judgmental whore. I had A's in that class the whole year, then i talked to a dif. teacher and i got accepted. its because i look like a skater not a Preppy son of a bitch.|
whew got that out.
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Spoiler Alert!
NICKNAMES: Dumbbomb, D, Bomb, Dbizi, Dbruh, DuroBomb, DeeBawm, De Blob, DBastard, De Faggot Bomb, Dbomba, *feel free to add one of your own*
A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been
nearly three weeks since he's eaten anything besides what he could forage
and he's been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. One afternoon he
comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and
the man can't see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke
coming out of the chimney implying someone is home.
He knocks on the door and an old man answers, with a beard almost down to
the ground. The old man squints his eyes and says "What do you want?" The
man says "I've been lost for the past three weeks and haven't had a decent
meal or sleep since that time. I would be most gracious if I could have a
meal and sleep in your house for tonight" The old Chinese man says "I'll let
you come in on one condition: You cannot mess around with my granddaughter"
The man, exhausted and hungry readily agrees, saying "I promise I won't
cause you any trouble. I'll be on my way tomorrow morning." The old Chinese
man counters "Ok, but if I do catch you then I'll give you the three worst
chinese torture tests ever known to man."
"Ok, Ok" the man said as he entered the old house. Besides, he thought to
himself, what kind of woman would live out in the wilderness all her life?
Well, that night, when the man came down to eat (after showering), he saw
how beautiful the granddaughter was. She was an absolute pearl, and while he
had only been lost three weeks, it had been many,many months without
companionship. And the girl had only seen the occasional monk besides her
grandfather and well, they both couldn't keep their eyes off each other
throughout the meal.
That night, the man snuck into the girls' bedroom and they had quite a time,
but had kept the noise down to a minimum. The man crept back to his room
later that night thinking to himself, "Any three torture tests would be
worth it after that experience."
Spoiler Alert!
Well, the next morning the man awoke to a heavy weight on his chest. He
opened his eyes and there was this huge rock on his chest. On the rock was a
sign saying "1st Chinese torture test: 100 lb rock on your chest". "What a
lame torture test" the man thought to himself as he got up and walked over
to the window. He opened the shutter and threw the rock out. On the backside
of the rock is another sign saying "2nd worst Chinese torture test: Rock
tied to right testicle". The man, seeing the rock was too far out the window
to be grabbed, jumps out the window after the rock. Outside the window is a
third sign saying "3rd worst Chinese torture test: Left testicle tied to
bedpost".
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I guess I'm just homophobic, y'know, that's my problem.
-Why do i have a stomach ache.
-What happened to my spare lighter?
-Why my friend gets into a relationship she knows she'll be hurt in.
-What will i do about the itch on my back i can't reach
-Did i leave the stove on?
your posts are always so interesting celeste...
