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"You don't impress me..
You don't intimidate me...
Why don't you bow down, get on the ground,
and walk this *effin* plank"
--say anything
"If you make gold out of lemons and lemonade, mean rude people will crush your gold and jewelry too. This is why the birds fly sometimes not." -Daxflame (youtube him, best kid alive)
"It's all about you and me. You and me are human. We isn't human, it's an average. You and me are better than average."
Shawn Harris from the Matches.
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RIP: Hidden in Plain View, Counterfit Pennies, The Early November
thanks to idjut for the sig!
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. — Bruce Lee
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An essential aspect of creativity,
Is not being afraid to fail.
Far too many to have one but anything from Ryan Stiles is always funny.
Colin Mochrie: [Colin and Ryan are two men in a canoe going down the river] Damn piranha!
Ryan Stiles: You know the hippos are quite fierce too. They may not seem like a dangerous creature but they can rip a man apart.
Colin Mochrie: What about a woman?
Ryan Stiles: Well, a woman could rip a man apart too but...
[infomercial]
Ryan Stiles: Hey, what time it is?
Colin Mochrie: I believe it's 3 o'clock.
Ryan Stiles: And that means it's time to shop, shop, shop! Hello, everyone. I'm Jimmy!
Colin Mochrie: I'm... not.
Ryan Stiles: And it's time to shop, shop, shop! Hey, can some of you see us out there?
Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie: [move their arms up and down] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Ryan Stiles: How many of you are laying on the floor drunk right now?
Colin Mochrie: It is time to stop! You and your liver need some help!
Ryan Stiles: Give your liver a break! Liver let die!
[laughter from audience]
Ryan Stiles: I think a lot of people would stop drinking if they knew what they looked like when they were drunk.
Colin Mochrie: I think you're absolutely correct, Ryan!
Ryan Stiles: But it's not always easy to find a mirror when you're drunk. Sometimes it's impossible. But, that's why we have this handy little device.
[pulls out a balloon]
Ryan Stiles: You simply make a photo copy of your head... and paste it on this.
[holds it still]
Ryan Stiles: This is what you look like sober.
[knocks it to make it go back and forth]
Ryan Stiles: This is what you look like drunk.
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie: Which would you rather be?
[quick change]
Ryan Stiles: You see this badge? That means I'm the sheriff.
Wayne Brady: Change.
Ryan Stiles: You see this thong?...
[bursts out laughing]
Wayne Brady: Change.
Ryan Stiles: You see these sandals? That means someone stole my boots.
Priceless!!
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Far too many to have one but anything from Ryan Stiles is always funny.
Colin Mochrie: [Colin and Ryan are two men in a canoe going down the river] Damn piranha!
Ryan Stiles: You know the hippos are quite fierce too. They may not seem like a dangerous creature but they can rip a man apart.
Colin Mochrie: What about a woman?
Ryan Stiles: Well, a woman could rip a man apart too but...
[infomercial]
Ryan Stiles: Hey, what time it is?
Colin Mochrie: I believe it's 3 o'clock.
Ryan Stiles: And that means it's time to shop, shop, shop! Hello, everyone. I'm Jimmy!
Colin Mochrie: I'm... not.
Ryan Stiles: And it's time to shop, shop, shop! Hey, can some of you see us out there?
Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie: [move their arms up and down] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Ryan Stiles: How many of you are laying on the floor drunk right now?
Colin Mochrie: It is time to stop! You and your liver need some help!
Ryan Stiles: Give your liver a break! Liver let die!
[laughter from audience]
Ryan Stiles: I think a lot of people would stop drinking if they knew what they looked like when they were drunk.
Colin Mochrie: I think you're absolutely correct, Ryan!
Ryan Stiles: But it's not always easy to find a mirror when you're drunk. Sometimes it's impossible. But, that's why we have this handy little device.
[pulls out a balloon]
Ryan Stiles: You simply make a photo copy of your head... and paste it on this.
[holds it still]
Ryan Stiles: This is what you look like sober.
[knocks it to make it go back and forth]
Ryan Stiles: This is what you look like drunk.
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie: Which would you rather be?
[quick change]
Ryan Stiles: You see this badge? That means I'm the sheriff.
Wayne Brady: Change.
Ryan Stiles: You see this thong?...
[bursts out laughing]
Wayne Brady: Change.
Ryan Stiles: You see these sandals? That means someone stole my boots.
Priceless!!
WLIIA is the best show ever created!! Too bad they cancelled it.
"The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The straight talk express lost its wheels" - Barack Obama on John McCain changing his stance on the Bush tax cuts.
"It took a Clinton to clean up after the first Bush, and it'll take a Clinton to clean up after this one too!" - Hillary Clinton on the two families' legacies.
"I regret deeply that there is a Bush in the Whitehouse at this time" - Hillary Clinton
OMFG PLZ TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE WATCHED THE DEBATE.
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control your poison, babe. roses have thorns, they say.
on the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow. - friedrich nietzsche
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Art raises its head where creeds relax.
You can do things the right way or the wrong way.
Or you can do it MY way...which is like the wrong way, only faster.
__________________ You can do things the right way or the wrong way.
Or you can do it MY way...which is like the wrong way, only faster.
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wow so many i like levers i have many on my other computer this is my fave atm "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all outa gum" -duke nukem
i got heaps insparational gym qoutes but i wont bore you 2 much with them some other time
"And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti." - Boondock Saints
