tell your jokes here and we will find out who the best joker is.
i think i am the best
prove me wrong.

here is my first one:
What's the difference between a mexican and a pizza?





A pizza can feed a family of four.

Second one:
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?






Roberto

ok so, Jesus has jsut gotten crucified on the cross, he looks over and he can see the crowd and the entire town of followers and the buildings. And he says
"Peter, Come to me."
And Peter comes forth and tries to step pass the gaurds and the whip him and beat, throw him back into the crowd. Jesus again says.
"Peter, Come Closer
He does and trys to step pass the gaurd and once again gets beaten and whipped.
Jesus says again.
"Peter, Come to me."
Peter stands up and starts to walk toward Jesus, he gets beaten and whipped. The gaurds thought he never did anything to retalliate, lets just let him see Jesus, one last time.
He stumbels forward
"yes my lord i have endurred serveral whippings for you, what is it you need?"
He looks down on him.
"Peter i can see your house from here.

lol that was good.

I said it, of course.

You mom joke:

Your mom is so STUPID that she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

How do you make a blonde laugh on staurday
tell her a joke on wednesday

Lol I like the Jesus one, btw you may want to tone it down on the racest jokes, it could get you in trouble

Yea I was gonna say something.

i am not racist i am mexican my self.

im just trying to help you before you get introuble, racist jokes dont bother me at all but they could bother someone else and also other people dont know you mexican

oh ok i will stop from now on.thnx.

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,

"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk!"

lol ajajaja!

There are cows ina field, and theres a HUGE gust of wind, and theyre all being flung every where by the wind. And the bulls in the next field, are poitning and laughign at them.
Aniother gust of wind comes, and the cows fall over once more, excpet one manages to crawl up to the bulls, and asks:
"That widn was strong, how come you bulls didnt fall over?"
and the bulls reply:

"We-bulls wobble, but we dont fall down"....


(some younger children may not know what a weeble is, its basically an old childrens toy)

ok... read this joke al though u think u have heard it before.

once up in a time there was two tomatoes. They where going to walk over the road. first the youngest tomato walked over the road. then the oldest tomato was walking over the road, when hi was at the middle of the road there came a trailer. the tomato huried over the road and he just survived. then the youngest tomato said - duude !! u had to destroy the joke!!! |-(