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Sorry for my absence over the past few months; nine months to be exact.
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I don't know how many of you kids are familiar with the pregnancy cycle, but when a man loves a woman they "do it". "Doing it" involves going to the store and buying a bird and a bee. Then you let the bee sting the bird over and over and over again throughout the course of one night, and one night only. Then the bird becomes what we call "pregg0rz". This involves a process during which the bird becomes both exponentially larger and more pissy until the day finally comes when she shoots a brand new bird/bee monstrosity from her insides like a Hot Wheels™ car shooting through those spinning accelerator pad things; you know what I'm talking about, right? Shaw!
So guess where I've been. That's right, I got myself knocked up and it was "Thundercats are go" just last week. Brand new baby beerd right behind me right now. Isn't it cute?
So now I've given myself carpel tunnel and it's time to go feed junior.
Toodles.
Thank you for indirectly explaining how a baby is brought into the world, it was very informative, haha.
Welcome back..and good luck with the new baby .
I've also been absence for quite awhile now...6-7 months? So I'd like to introduce myself? Maybe..? Or just welcome me back...yeah, that's good enough..
Did the bee mean to implant its stinger that deep in the bird?
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Let's go home and get stoned
We could end up makin love instead of misery
Go home and get stoned
'Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me
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