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I decided to fix up the master plan and add to it a little so here it is (again) you’ll notice it’s a lot longer than it was before, I just went nuts (you’ll notice a lot more attention paid to grammar (still minimal though) and there’s even paragraphs now WOW!)
I developed a master plan on how to get my Wii. I'll drive down five minutes before the store opens, be the only one eagerly jumping around outside then make a big deal about running through the store to reach the Wii and push imaginary people out of my way and spear tackle the first other customer I see and scream "I'm getting the first one tubby" and run up to the counter and say "now" and hand over the money and he takes it and gives me a receipt and I whack him across the face a couple of times and say "that took to long you stupid college drop out!" I bolt out of the store knocking as many stands as possible over as I run as to make sure no one follows me. I run out of the store and begin to run home (although there was a perfectly good car waiting in the car park).
I run along the side of the road a car honks its horn so I bend down and pick up a rock and throw it at the car which spontaneously blows up causing a giant pile up of thousands of cars and trucks to pile up on the road. A taxi driver calls out "you crazy kid" but I run faster I jump up onto the train tracks, I spy a train coming. I drop a coin on the tracks then run faster and jump onto to the top of the train run along the top and jump off just as it runs over the coin causing it to de-rail and crash and explode into millions of piece. But I still keep on running. I am at the bottom of my street I begin to run up the hill a car comes down I run at it, it swerves out of the way and crashes into a house an blows up.
I reach my house and run up the steps to my house trip, causing the box contain the Wii to fly out of my hands hit my door and tear and the Wii falls out and breaks then a guy comes and rubs his foot in it. I scream, the scream fills my head I toss and turn only then to come to realize I'm still asleep in my sleeping bag in my tent which is set up outside the store.
depends if there is a line for ill do my best to get it first even if i have to camp or wait till 12 am and be at the mall although that nwill be very eary
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See I made it my own! RELIGION *whoosh* wow a 50 page thread bout how there beliefs are right and you are all wrong wow. Oh do want to be different rep! even if I don't help it seems to happen a lot here
1.Putting coins on a train track wont make it de-rail. :P Sorry, just bored
2. Should I preorder or wait? I have noticed that if I wait a week shops like Target and Toys 'R' Us have deals where-as if Wii was $250, for $300 you can get Wii, Game, Accessories, Discounts and some other freebie.
3. Sam Harris, i feel your pain *your siggy*
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Warning: Adult Themes
Spoiler Alert!
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Originally Posted by Name Removed
If I was to have gay sex, then I think it would have to be with a female, otherwise it wouldn't really be gay. But that's just me. I think I should just shut up now. But if I was male, and were to have gay sex, then there would be no reason NOT to play the Wii or at least watch TV. Okay now I am really going to shut up.
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Originally Posted by Sam_Harris
No offense but why would you think that the Wii-motes would work with the Wii?
it's bad i can't preordre (my mom) and! there will be campers and i'l have to wait like 2 months or something after launch before there are more wii's in the shop
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æææææaaaaahhhhh! OMG look out the window!
i repeat! look out..... ! THE WINDOW!!
I'm not sure about camping but I will definately be buying it at midnight. I sure hope my local mall has a midnight madness thing. They did for Halo 2, and the certainly should for...Twilight Princess, Wii, etc. They better otherwise I dont know what I will do. I made a Link costume and everything...
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Melee player, Main: Ganondorf, working on fox
I can short hop double lazer with ease
Wii fund: $260 USD
Game fund: $10 USD
yes i would but only is it was delivered buy mario himself in all his pixel glory
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See I made it my own! RELIGION *whoosh* wow a 50 page thread bout how there beliefs are right and you are all wrong wow. Oh do want to be different rep! even if I don't help it seems to happen a lot here
im gunna be a boring regular person and just go buy it...then im gunna scream because i got a nintendo wii...then im gunna shove it in sum-1s face and gloat even tho they have 1 too...but they wont understand me,they speack german
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If anythings possible its IMpossible for something to BE impossible therefore... crap i confused myself
Wii funds: can anybody here spell Christmas?
Game funds:in the next 2.5 months, $100 Chores, $100 grandpa(christmas), $60 minimum mowing the lawn, $40 trash/other, total= $300 6 games!!
I was thinking, im always right, exept that time i thought i was wrong but i was acually right.