Churches boycotting Super Mario Galaxies?

Trent · 11-25-2007, 04:27 AM

I just bought Super Mario Galaxies to give to my nephew for Christmas, but his parents won't even allow the game in their house after they read This Article.

Anyone else having troubles with this boycott? How do you think I can talk some sense into them?

Wii-Bhoy · 11-25-2007, 04:38 AM

OMG!!! Why The Hell Would Anyone Beleive That?! Im Trying To Think Of A Way To Help You My Friend...
EDIT: Couldnt You...Ermmm.....Wait Ive Got It! You Could Play The Game On Someone You Knows Wii, And Show Them How Harmless The Game Is! I Know Its Not A Great Idea, But What Do You Have To Lose?

Squall7 · 11-25-2007, 04:50 AM

That website has to be a joke.

Nobody could really ever believe that crap.

Oh and if your nephews parents still believe that article, maybe you should just give up on them. They're obviously so stupid that they should be removed from the gene pool.

Oh and "it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan."? Yes, how to be racist, homophobic and ultimately dense, all in one sentence. Please, somebody remove these people from the gene pool. They're giving Christians a bad name.

"To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!" - The world would be a darker place than it is now if that happened. I may end up having to take assassination lessons...

@Trent, are you sure this is not a joke?

Wii-Bhoy · 11-25-2007, 04:53 AM

Yeah I Hope You Dont Take Offense To This Trent But Your Nephews Parents Must Be Absolutely Raving Mad If They Believe That!

Sorry But It Must Be True!

owlsgo · 11-25-2007, 05:16 AM

that's insane.

"u r mr gay"

Eagles · 11-25-2007, 05:28 AM

That is absurd.

Perhaps showing them some real in game footage could convince them that article is a pile of bull $hit.

Wii_Smurf · 11-25-2007, 05:31 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

U R MR GAY

That’s a **** up from Nintendo right there
Here’s a couple of ways to persuade this dudes parents:

- Kill his parents
- Get their bible and smash it
- Kill his parents

Just think about that

Squall7 · 11-25-2007, 05:38 AM

Personally, I think it's more likely that Nintendo are trying to make kids play with fireballs and pretend to be bees.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and there was nothing about that game, other than the "ur mr gay" that even muttered "you want to be a homosexual". If anything it was either heterosexual or asexual.

I find it hard to take people seriously when they assume that kids can be "converted" to a specific perspective, just by playing a game or watching a film. Heck, even if one of the toads were overtly camp, it's not like anyone would really notice: and it's not like they would try and emulate it or "be pursuaded to take up sodomy".

Heck, the reason they don't teach anything about homosexuality in sex education in schools is because they're not allowed to "advertise homosexuality". Personally, I don't think talking about homosexuality would "advertise it". Now buy one get one free on KY jelly on the other hand...

Also, allow me to present Exhibit A:

Solard · 11-25-2007, 06:19 AM

can i start laughing? too late... concept art...

i've got to look more into that sight!

""U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.

And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it."

ok ok, the site is a joke.

"Oh, this is going to be so exciting and FUN!

It's THAT time of year again! Witch Hunt 2007!!!

Last year's Witch Hunt proved to be a raging success. I think Bobby-Joe was the winner, but I need to double check the numbers before we officially post it.

So get your witch hunting and killing gear together Brothers and Sister and get out there and get you some witches!

Post your results here!

This years winner will receive a 20 minute shopping spree at Bud's Gun House, located on Main St. and Indian Massacre Rd. All you can grab and carry in 20 minutes is yours - on the house! Thank you Brother Bud for your generous contribution.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND HUNT!

p/s: Maiming and (non-fatal) injuries will get points but not as much as a kill...but you probably already knew that.

Lve, Sister Thumper"

no one is that crazy lol...

StevenNevets · 11-25-2007, 06:30 AM

Yea it's a joke. He's just drawing attention to the thread that he most likely took part in.

FR. · 11-25-2007, 06:33 AM

I laughed when I saw how pathetic that thread was [from the other site]. Obviously, they are the type of people that search for any shred of information or evidence that will lead them against their beliefs.

^^^MY ABOVE POST IS MEANT IN NO WAY TO SHOW HATRED AGAINST CHRISTIANS...I'M CHRISTIAN

shikes · 11-25-2007, 06:35 AM

Those people at that site must be REALLY gay to find all those things. I mean, what right minded person finds that stuff.

toomstone · 11-25-2007, 06:36 AM

"no comment"

Marc · 11-25-2007, 06:37 AM

Brilliant!

Dayoh · 11-25-2007, 06:43 AM

I am so registering at that forum, god some people are stupid tho...

el-zilcho · 11-25-2007, 06:51 AM

ha ha I thought the concept art was particularly fetching .

you can kind of see his point about a couple of things but this guy needs to sort his life out ,
hes obviously the devil and likes to eat babies

BigORhyme · 11-25-2007, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FR.

MY ABOVE POST IS MEANT IN NO WAY TO BE RACIST AGAINST CHRISTIANS...

You can't be racist against Christians, they aren't a race.

At first I thought that website was serious, then after reading several other threads I realized it was a joke.
Then I smacked myself for forgetting how freaking crazy Christians are, so it may very well be real.
Either way, my best advice to you would be to tell your brother/sister to get real. Of course that isn't concept art for the game. People with brains should be able to realize that it's just some homoerotic art that the editors found when looking for homoerotic art to masturbate to.
Either that or it's a hilarious joke and your sibling has no sense of humor at all.
Sometimes gay people who are raised Christian grow to hate themselves and become destructive to not only themselves, but to their own gay culture, and that's how you end up with websites like these.
Then they get caught blowing cops in bathroom stalls at airports... well, in the case of gay senators.

el-zilcho · 11-25-2007, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigORhyme

.

At first I thought that website was serious, then after reading several other threads I realized it was a joke.
Then I smacked myself for forgetting how freaking crazy Christians are, so it may very well be real.
.

ha ha i know what you mean , i just went back to it after reading your post and i have to say thatr if it is a joke , they take thier jokes very seriously (and i want in , it seems fun )

but i do think that its serious purely becuase of the volume of threads on there

Trulen · 11-25-2007, 07:12 AM

Where's that blasted "Delete Thread" option when you need one

Foxy · 11-25-2007, 07:20 AM

Another extremist group not as quite extreme as the God hates America Group though.

11-25-2007, 04:27 AM	#1
Trent Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1 Friends: 0	Churches boycotting Super Mario Galaxies? I just bought Super Mario Galaxies to give to my nephew for Christmas, but his parents won't even allow the game in their house after they read This Article. Anyone else having troubles with this boycott? How do you think I can talk some sense into them?

11-25-2007, 04:38 AM	#2
Wii-Bhoy Me Wif My Boxing Glove!!! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 611 Friends: 0 4037-3554-3960-7367	OMG!!! Why The Hell Would Anyone Beleive That?! Im Trying To Think Of A Way To Help You My Friend... EDIT: Couldnt You...Ermmm.....Wait Ive Got It! You Could Play The Game On Someone You Knows Wii, And Show Them How Harmless The Game Is! I Know Its Not A Great Idea, But What Do You Have To Lose? __________________ Thanks To Dan.Skater For The Awesome Sig! Last edited by Wii-Bhoy; 11-25-2007 at 04:43 AM.

11-25-2007, 04:50 AM	#3
Squall7 A li'l bit different Join Date: May 2006 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 1,745 Friends: 4 8420-0141-9022-6948	That website has to be a joke. Nobody could really ever believe that crap. Oh and if your nephews parents still believe that article, maybe you should just give up on them. They're obviously so stupid that they should be removed from the gene pool. Oh and "it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan."? Yes, how to be racist, homophobic and ultimately dense, all in one sentence. Please, somebody remove these people from the gene pool. They're giving Christians a bad name. "To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!" - The world would be a darker place than it is now if that happened. I may end up having to take assassination lessons... @Trent, are you sure this is not a joke? __________________ Mail me if you want to add me on either the Wii or the 360. Last edited by Squall7; 11-25-2007 at 04:57 AM.

11-25-2007, 04:53 AM	#4
Wii-Bhoy Me Wif My Boxing Glove!!! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 611 Friends: 0 4037-3554-3960-7367	Yeah I Hope You Dont Take Offense To This Trent But Your Nephews Parents Must Be Absolutely Raving Mad If They Believe That! Sorry But It Must Be True! __________________ Thanks To Dan.Skater For The Awesome Sig!

11-25-2007, 05:16 AM	#5
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11-25-2007, 05:28 AM	#6
Eagles Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 1,888 Friends: 28 5207-2685-9420-8549	That is absurd. Perhaps showing them some real in game footage could convince them that article is a pile of bull $hit. Last edited by Eagles; 11-25-2007 at 05:33 AM.

11-25-2007, 05:31 AM	#7
Wii_Smurf No.1 Smurf Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Manchester Posts: 3,956 Friends: 0 0000-0000-0000-0000	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA U R MR GAY That’s a **** up from Nintendo right there Here’s a couple of ways to persuade this dudes parents: - Kill his parents - Get their bible and smash it - Kill his parents Just think about that __________________ No Longer Have A Wii

11-25-2007, 05:38 AM	#8
Squall7 A li'l bit different Join Date: May 2006 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 1,745 Friends: 4 8420-0141-9022-6948	Personally, I think it's more likely that Nintendo are trying to make kids play with fireballs and pretend to be bees. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and there was nothing about that game, other than the "ur mr gay" that even muttered "you want to be a homosexual". If anything it was either heterosexual or asexual. I find it hard to take people seriously when they assume that kids can be "converted" to a specific perspective, just by playing a game or watching a film. Heck, even if one of the toads were overtly camp, it's not like anyone would really notice: and it's not like they would try and emulate it or "be pursuaded to take up sodomy". Heck, the reason they don't teach anything about homosexuality in sex education in schools is because they're not allowed to "advertise homosexuality". Personally, I don't think talking about homosexuality would "advertise it". Now buy one get one free on KY jelly on the other hand... Also, allow me to present Exhibit A: __________________ Mail me if you want to add me on either the Wii or the 360. Last edited by Squall7; 11-25-2007 at 05:40 AM.

11-25-2007, 06:19 AM	#9
Solard WiiChat Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 331 Friends: 0	can i start laughing? too late... concept art... i've got to look more into that sight! ""U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference? And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum. And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it." ok ok, the site is a joke. "Oh, this is going to be so exciting and FUN! It's THAT time of year again! Witch Hunt 2007!!! Last year's Witch Hunt proved to be a raging success. I think Bobby-Joe was the winner, but I need to double check the numbers before we officially post it. So get your witch hunting and killing gear together Brothers and Sister and get out there and get you some witches! Post your results here! This years winner will receive a 20 minute shopping spree at Bud's Gun House, located on Main St. and Indian Massacre Rd. All you can grab and carry in 20 minutes is yours - on the house! Thank you Brother Bud for your generous contribution. NOW GET OUT THERE AND HUNT! p/s: Maiming and (non-fatal) injuries will get points but not as much as a kill...but you probably already knew that. Lve, Sister Thumper" no one is that crazy lol... __________________ Last edited by Solard; 11-25-2007 at 06:24 AM.

11-25-2007, 06:30 AM	#10
StevenNevets WiiChat Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,661 Friends: 0	Yea it's a joke. He's just drawing attention to the thread that he most likely took part in. __________________ a;lfjljljf2;lasf

11-25-2007, 06:33 AM	#11
FR. Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,243 Friends: 3 4253-4708-4555-0363	I laughed when I saw how pathetic that thread was [from the other site]. Obviously, they are the type of people that search for any shred of information or evidence that will lead them against their beliefs. ^^^MY ABOVE POST IS MEANT IN NO WAY TO SHOW HATRED AGAINST CHRISTIANS...I'M CHRISTIAN __________________ 2008 Jaguar XKR Portfolio WiiChat Auto Enthusiast Forum Moderator - [PM] Last edited by FR.; 11-25-2007 at 07:51 AM.

11-25-2007, 06:35 AM	#12
shikes Legendary Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 140 Friends: 0 2826-3679-3570-3759	Those people at that site must be REALLY gay to find all those things. I mean, what right minded person finds that stuff. __________________ Pure Aussie Last edited by shikes; 11-25-2007 at 06:37 AM.

11-25-2007, 06:36 AM	#13
toomstone "tango down" Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: brizzy baby Posts: 780 Friends: 4 8211-0763-7929-1645	"no comment" __________________ I left wii-chat in the 09 disaster

11-25-2007, 06:37 AM	#14
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11-25-2007, 06:43 AM	#15
Dayoh WiiChat Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 71 Friends: 0 5746-7180-9727-6581	I am so registering at that forum, god some people are stupid tho...

11-25-2007, 06:51 AM	#16
el-zilcho ...:..:..:..:..:.. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: the cellar Posts: 624 Friends: 0 2889-0567-4141-1338	ha ha I thought the concept art was particularly fetching . you can kind of see his point about a couple of things but this guy needs to sort his life out , hes obviously the devil and likes to eat babies __________________ ____________________________________ Spoiler Alert!

11-25-2007, 07:12 AM	#19
Trulen Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,145 Friends: 0	Where's that blasted "Delete Thread" option when you need one __________________ There are only two things that are infinite: Human stupidity and the universe. I'm not sure about the latter. - Albert Einstein.

11-25-2007, 07:20 AM	#20
Foxy Super Ninjarator Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,172 Friends: 23 3881-9484-9041-5848	Another extremist group not as quite extreme as the God hates America Group though. __________________

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