I had, before the forums were reset, a long list of pokes that i did not like, and a an good explanation of it.
I believe it was the few things I have received rep for....just out of the humor of it.
You know, I didn't really want to do this, since I am tired...however..here goes a super strype rant....
Fearow - For years, this bird has been pissing me off. As far as stats go, meh, its not to bad. Though it bares a strikeing resemblance to the cormant, this bird just makes me angry. I dont fear you fearow, your drill peck may verry well own a few of my grass type pokes that cant out speed you...but I will turn you into dinner, and you will taste as lousy as you look.
A wild zubat appears! A wild Golbat apears! I HATE THE BATS. For years I walk into what ever cave happens to be in my path, oh look...zubat...I have been accidentally stepping in your guano for the better part of a decade, and sadly, this isnt a universe where I can take that and a small amount of sulphides, and fireball you to non existence. You are worth using in tournaments, at least crowbat is..but you make it on this list...out of sheer annoyance.
"Watch out zubat is a blood sucker" - A sign in RBY
Its not you primeape...you see, you yourself, have done nothing wrong, you see, I have a hatred of monkeys..Ambipom has saved itself out of cutenes...And infernape looks more like a mega man villain than a monkey...your left...and frankly..I hate monkeys.
Along time ago, all the pokemon were working side by side with game freak developers. Yes, we all know that pikachu was sleeping with the head of the art department, and thats why he has been decent in every game (gaining the light ball in Gen III massive boost)...but farfetched was just getting the boss some coffie. He was slated to become this awesome super one stage type that was going to balance mewtwo out....Farfetched tripped over the tail of ekans and spills coffee in the groin of the presendent.....farfetched has never lived it down...Please farfeched..I realy do love you, if you ever get to be usable in any generation, I will take you off this list faster than Dick Chaney tells people to go F them selves.
Didnt have to go far for this one...Do I have to say anything here...Whats that? too obvious? Ok, well guys, this one speaks for its self.
Three headed, stupid looking bird...you taste as lousy as you look cooked..
The fatlady has sung. You suck...oh wait...is that how you make your living...oh wow, sorry I had to be so literal...um...good luck with business.
Yes, this poke was originally designed as a cross between black-faced vaudeville acts and the Nordic opera fat lady....and due to a racial controversy was changed to purple instead of keeping the black face...This goes more to I hate racism but I love mockery...so I'm torn on this...I'm the first to defend someones rights, but i am also first to point out that stereotypes often exist for a reason...And I do like oldie tymey vaudevillian humor.
I hate clowns too....
A mime is a terrible thing to waste...
Eh this poke is more on the runners up list of hate...I just dont like clowns...mimes are ok...but your pushing it mr. mime...
Your slow. Your evolution does not make any kind of since.
You used to be a sheep. Your name and existence is a nod to light house lights and the volume of electricity, amperes....I hate you, you serve little to no use.
I like the idea of multi evolution chains...you could have been a vileplume...and could have been awesome...looks like you will have to live with that decision for the rest of your life. No, why should I mock you, I just proved that you chose poorly and you are stuck wearing a dress forever.
I win.
Um...giggidy...Actually, you are useful, and rock...you just look like a dumb ass.
Unown is the purpous you serve, most people think.
But I know why you exist, you exist to spell things out for me..like "you suck unown"
Girafarig...Gira....fag...
I dont care if he is good.
He is here on the basis that he is wearing condoms as clothing.
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I know gamefreak has a fondness for bugs, that is the true root of where the ideas for pokemon came from...and i like the ideas that their are male female sets...and i like complimentary team pokes...but this pair...was just kinda...really...stupid. Plussle/Minum make since, they wanted to essentially make a pikachu for double battles..but this...is...yea..
So your claim to fame is that no two of you have the same spot pattern...and your good at confusing people...cool, run for office...in a state that I don't live in.
You see what I mean here, right? Exactly.
Bidoof, you don't know how much I hate you. For a long time I thought you were worthless...I mean absolute trash..Then I learned that you can be taught...ALOT of HM's...meaning its useful to occasionally carry you in my party...damned...THEN I find the true meaning of existence for you..THATS RIGHT..You exist for the soul purpose of me to kill you, again and again and agian to put ev points into hp...Would you kindly stop existing (bioshock anyone?)
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>>>>>i hate abra
