100 Ways to kill a chicken

[kronau]

1 put it in a hamer cage soak it in gass and burn it alive
2 run it over with a car SLOWLY
3 slowly chop it in half with a saw
4 crush it SLOWLY with something heavy
5break its lags wings and neck and leave it to die ith no food or water

 

[trisyyy]

make a party for the chicken and invite elmer fudd :lol:

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[icyoooppplaa]

Part 2!

21. Strangle it
22. Bite it
23. Disrespect it
24. Chuck it
25. Throw it
26. Lose it
27. Chop it
28. Age it
29. Sue it
30. Freeze it
31. Can it
32. Slap it
33. Mold it
34. Slice it
35. Shake it
36. Deform it
37. Curl it
38. Bend it
39. Cut it
40. Sell it

To Be Continued...

 

[kronau]

selling it wouldint kill it

 

[icyoooppplaa]

If you sell it to Micheal Jackson or Britney Spears then it will suffer... You have to think out of the box:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Gamejunkie]

Animal Rights Activist!!!

Lol... WTF is this??

Did the chicken did something to you? Lol... how disgusting... I won't even read the 1st post :mad5:


The soul of the poor chicken flies to this thread creators and starts to drill peck his heart until his death.

Better watch out he'll get the SPCA down here!

 

[Wamoo]

Better watch out he'll get the SPCA down here!

Hitler was a vegiterean?....Anyways voting will start when we get 100 posts.I'll open a voting thread in the lounge when the time comes.All elligible members will be pm'd so I know what qoute you want to use at voting time. Good job everyone,I like the creativity so far.

 

[kronau]

6 give it to Syntax as a christmas present and the next time you see it, it will be crushed and covered in stamps that say "banned!"

 

[trisyyy]

steps to torture/kill a chicken

1. pluck all of its feathers
2.chain it to a wall
3.put tape on the top of its eyes so they stay open
4.make it watch teletubbies
5.after 24hours of making it watch that horrible show, sell it to micheal jackson
6. the chicken died :sick:

(how's the voting going to work)?

 

[bilzar]

Stick it in a toilet a keep flushing it until you hear no more clucking.

Make it eat tomatoes

Show it pictures of Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, etc.

Make it read Shakespear

Put it in Brawl

Stuff it down a gun barrel and shoot.

Freeze it alive and then drop it into a boiling pot of oil

Leave it at Chuck Norris' house

Go Sky Diving with it, but forget to give it a parachute

Put it in a pit with any Vicious animals

Stick it in a fat man's house

Stick it in a KFC(Yum!)

See if your dog can catch it when you throw it

Delay Brawl Again

Drop a 360/PS3 on it

Make it play PS3/PSP

Choke it

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Hire Chuck Norris as your personal chicken assassin.

 

[icyoooppplaa]

Stick it in a toilet a keep flushing it until you hear no more clucking.

Make it eat tomatoes

Show it pictures of Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, etc.

Make it read Shakespear

Put it in Brawl

Stuff it down a gun barrel and shoot.

Freeze it alive and then drop it into a boiling pot of oil

Leave it at Chuck Norris' house

Go Sky Diving with it, but forget to give it a parachute

Put it in a pit with any Vicious animals

Stick it in a fat man's house

Stick it in a KFC(Yum!)

See if your dog can catch it when you throw it

Delay Brawl Again

Drop a 360/PS3 on it

Make it play PS3/PSP

Choke it

whats wrong with tomatoes. XD

 

[Wamoo]

Yhis is getting intense. I like some of that nintendo related creativity.

 

[Fox]

lol @ choking chickens
Glue it's beak shut

 

[WiiWouldLike2Play]

Eat it. D: