100 Ways to kill a chicken

[wiimankris]

stab it in the chest and then rape it while plucking it's feathers out one by one and then drench it in gasoline and light it on fire

 

[Wamoo]

stab it in the chest and then rape it while plucking it's feathers out one by one and then drench it in gasoline and light it on fire

Why rape it......you stabbed it in the chest. Is that not enough.

 

[wizkid0111]

Because of this thread, I lied in bed awake for about an hour lalst night thinking of the best ways to kill a chicken. I hope your happy.

 

[happygizmo]

Tell it, it can fly and build a ramp off the roof of the chicken coop with a doghouse at the bottom.

 

[*Gymnast*]

this is weird

 

[LinksDarkSide]

Make it a cyborg and make it watch random and disguisting claymation cartoons.

 

[wizkid0111]

I have 2 that I came up with last night.
1) Have Micheal Jackson give the young male chicken a prostate exam.
2) Swap the chicken with one of Britney's baby's, when Britney is suppose to care for it.

 

[mushroomedmario]

insert AIDS into a rooster, and give the chicken the rooster for a christmas present

^chickens aren't male

 

[Wamoo]

2) Swap the chicken with one of Britney's baby's, when Britney is suppose to care for it.

Thats your best so far,

 

[blueovalboy7]

make the chicken read this thread

:lol: Haha, that's funny.

Tell the chicken the deep fryer is just a personal sized hot tub.

 

[LinksDarkSide]

Give the chicken to a Chinese restaurant.

 

[Wamoo]

How about we give it to David Hasslehoff when he's drunk.

 

[TortillaChip520]

^ "ugh.....this is a MESSS!!"

 

[LinksDarkSide]

Let Link near it.... oh wait.... the chicken will kill him.

 

[cooldude1]

take a pencil *stab* *stab* *stab* and repeat