Throw down your best Chuck Norris jokes!!! When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down till he gets all the info he needs. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father... Chuck Norris didn't wait to be birthed, he just punched his way out of his mother's womb and instantly grew a beard. Go!