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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Vortex, Nov 25, 2011.
If you had the worlds attention for only 5 minutes, what would you say to the world?
The world doesn't have my attention?
That there retards
and im the man
Your correct the world doesn't have your attention. you need to learn to read carefully before posting, the original post says "IF you had the worlds attention"
Then details. Specify what having the world's attention is.
"FUCK YOU! ALL OF YOU!"
And then the remaining time would be some Rick Astley.
How come you get to use the F-word? ****er
5 minutes is a long freakin time. Lets see... Id have to start with how ****ing stupid we are for basing our entire existence and lifestyle on finite natural resources. Any remaining time would be used for trolling the entire world for the epic lolz. Maybe ask for Obama's Birth Cert. But damn Trump beat me to it... Maybe the ol Obama Is Keynesian troll.
I would play a 5 minute Rick-Roll on them.
The bigger question is: What horrible, horrible things did I have to do to get the world's attention for 5 minutes?
'Cause I'm a boss like that.
... Really? -_-
Okay maybe a 5 minute what is love song
My idea was still better.
I would put all geniuses together and let them watch an episode of bobobo-bobo-bobobo and after that I ask for a logical thing that happens in the show. Just for fun. And then in meantime would get all brains that are left together and make an utlimate super awesome headshot exploding console that makes everyone happy except for those geniuses. And the time after that I would give an ultimat etc. party with everyone being happy. But that's what I would do. But I would say that we all should do that and later die with happiness.:yesnod:
^^I'll idol you if you can do it in 5 minutes.
Hmmmm... maybe... dunno... I´ll be too nervous to do anything... hmmm would they remember what I did? This happens in a dream?... can I tell them to just F*** Off and mind their own bussines?... maybe show them my rock collection? (sarcasm (had an rock collection)(Garden Rocks)(When i was 5 years old )))
I would give a speech about israel and iran and syria and all that like I was the second coming of John Lennon.... we need a plan for peace in the world.
World's attention =/= world's cooperation...
No, we've had plenty of those already. We need a plan that works.
Without war there's no peace, without peace there's no war. Don't blame me, I don't like either but it's just something you can't hide. It's tough world, we are hurting it and we as humans are the one to blame.
I don't like religions fighting about who is better, I mean are they even allowed to do that?
Actually yes, you'd clearly be surprised how many religions either advocate or at the least, don't ban violence.
kinda regret derailing the topic
Women should be much easier and go away after 4:00 am. And free cookies for Everyone!!!!!!