Bash.org

[King Wiired]

Lmao, was looking through profiles and found this on Gymdawg's :
http://bash.org/?top2
And, as far as I can tell, it's a bunch of funny IM conversations that have been copied onto here (whether they're real or made up, I don't know) but some of them are really funny haha, examples such as:

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

and one more

<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as sh*t
<Quake-Hat> i think i will m*st*rb*te to her while i play with my balls
<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<Quake-Hat> Jesus-f***ing christ!!!

Haha, some funny shizz on there :] maybe just my cheap sense of humour but still check it out :] (all cred to Gym of course)

 

[con77]

lol i read the first one and i was already laughing nice find

 

[A RAND0M TAC0]

id kill myself if i was Quake-Hat, man, that sucks so bad

 

[Brawny]

Whoa, you, wiired, are kinda late. Bash was cool a looooooooong time ago lmao. They haven't updated the top 200 in a loooooooooong time....lol. I used it twice.

 

[King Wiired]

Whoa, you, wiired, are kinda late. Bash was cool a looooooooong time ago lmao. They haven't updated the top 200 in a loooooooooong time....lol. I used it twice.

Leave me alone :lol: well atleast Con and Taco ain't heard of it we're still cool, right? :]] haha :]

 

[Syntax]

Great site along with some funny/weird conversations...

I'll post some later.

 

[Brawny]

I'll laugh when i0n closes this thread because it is off site advertising....

 

[King Wiired]

Haha, he shouldn't do I don't think. He usually only closes threads in which are forums or involve signing up to something. This is just a site to look at for laughs :]

 

[Syntax]

Yeah I wouldn't consider this advertising..

* dal3 has joined #math
<dal3> anyone good with math? could you tell me what 10+10-10+10+10-10-10-10+10+10-10+10-10-10+10-10-10-10+10+10+10+10-10+10 is?
<zepelin-> 17
<dal3> really?
<zepelin-> yeah
<dal3> thanx
* dal3 has left #math

<BillyBob> napolean was 5 feet 7
<BillyBob> that i did not know
<NobleArc> Napoleon
<NobleArc> It's just francais. Spelling en francais isn't that hard.
<BillyBob> good to know you can catch typos in multiple languages
<BillyBob> almost as helpful as the microsoft office paperclip

#748314 +(242)- [X]

<muse06> you ever think god gets stoned?
<humphrey> have you ever seen a platypus?

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

 

[King Wiired]

Yeah I wouldn't consider this advertising..

Haha, couple more of my faves :] :

#427792 +(5185)- [X]

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipsh*t

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

#574642 +(5531)- [X]

* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

Haha love this site, even though IT IS OUTTA FASHION. :]

 

[Brawny]

LOL.... You do know most of those are made up right?

 

[tank]

some of those are too good to be made up.

 

[King Wiired]

LOL.... You do know most of those are made up right?

Kinda guessed that ;] still funny nonetheless.

 

[ilikecookies]

lmao these are funny.

I haven't seen this before so thanks for da linkage.

 

[Sovieto]

hahah funny