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Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FRuMMaGe, Feb 11, 2008.

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  1. FRuMMaGe

    FRuMMaGe Waluigi's #1 Fan!

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    These are always a laugh.
     
    #1 FRuMMaGe, Feb 11, 2008
  2. surfinrach90

    surfinrach90 I GOT A JAR OF DIRT.

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    Nice shoes.. fancy a fu*k?

    My mate tried this, it worked. =]
     
    #2 surfinrach90, Feb 11, 2008
  3. Wii_BrEnDo2007

    Wii_BrEnDo2007 Gran Turismo

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    briallint



    a genie told me to come ere...oh and he wants your other 2 wishes


    XD
     
    #3 Wii_BrEnDo2007, Feb 11, 2008
  4. FRuMMaGe

    FRuMMaGe Waluigi's #1 Fan!

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    That's a good one :lol:
     
    #4 FRuMMaGe, Feb 11, 2008
  5. +Maniacal=Maniac+

    +Maniacal=Maniac+ Am I Losing Friends?

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    Are You A Terrorist? Cause You Blow Me Away...

    :rolleyes:
     
    #5 +Maniacal=Maniac+, Feb 11, 2008
  6. smyth

    smyth Asstnt to the Rgnl Mngr

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    a buddy of mine has his default pickup line:

    • My buddy to a girl at the bar: hey want to f*** and grab a slice of pizza?
    • girl just looks at him all pissed off... or calls him an a-hole or something to that effect
    • My buddy in response: What you don't like pizza?!?!?!?


    he gets slapped a lot, which is funny to me so i don't mind the fact to much that he uses it so often. But the weird part is he thinks it hilarious, and i actually know of 1 case where it worked, however that's the only time that i know of that it ever worked and he still insists that it's a great line and continues to use it.
    I'm not one for "pick-up/chat-up" lines though.
     
    #6 smyth, Feb 11, 2008
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  7. Barbz911

    Barbz911 is a true Brawler

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    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::scared: :lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
    #7 Barbz911, Feb 11, 2008
  8. iOwnage

    iOwnage Confiscation of the Mind

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    hey baby, i forgot my number, can i borrow yours?

    :wink:
     
    #8 iOwnage, Feb 11, 2008
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    This one is always a funny one to hear:

     
    #9 CantGetAWii, Feb 11, 2008
  10. Dan.Skater

    Dan.Skater is brawling in his mind

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    I think i love you.
    Oh no thats just gas...

    Oh wait yeah i love you
     
    #10 Dan.Skater, Feb 11, 2008
  11. ARav989

    ARav989 WiiChat Member

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    *Looks at chest*
    How are you two doing?
     
    #11 ARav989, Feb 11, 2008
  12. Brawny

    Brawny Anglophobiphile

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    Mind if I add you to MSN?
     
    #12 Brawny, Feb 11, 2008
  13. SantaClaws

    SantaClaws Go Win a Darwin Award

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    LOL

    works so well though
     
    #13 SantaClaws, Feb 11, 2008
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    Barbz911 is a true Brawler

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    ....what?
     
    #14 Barbz911, Feb 11, 2008
  15. Marioman

    Marioman Locke likes oranges

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    I saw this on a comercial...

    Do you take karate cause your body's kickin
     
    #15 Marioman, Feb 11, 2008
  16. mushroomedmario

    mushroomedmario ssb4life

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    let's play workshop
    first we'll get hammered, then i will nail you
     
    #16 mushroomedmario, Feb 11, 2008
  17. Brawny

    Brawny Anglophobiphile

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    Yeah, it needs the right reply though. Something along the lines of, "That's what it's on my profile for. -_-;"
     
    #17 Brawny, Feb 11, 2008
  18. wario2ooo

    wario2ooo vote for me....Wario!

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    "I miss my teddy bear, may i sleep with you?"

    "Excuse me, do you mind if i stare at you for a minute? i want to remember your face in my dreams"

    ...not mines
     
    #18 wario2ooo, Feb 11, 2008
  19. gidget

    gidget . ☆ ☆ ☆ .

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    you had me at "Excuse..." :wink:
     
    #19 gidget, Feb 11, 2008
  20. wario2ooo

    wario2ooo vote for me....Wario!

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    that was fast......:shocked:
     
    #20 wario2ooo, Feb 11, 2008
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