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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FRuMMaGe, Feb 11, 2008.
These are always a laugh.
Nice shoes.. fancy a fu*k?
My mate tried this, it worked. =]
a genie told me to come ere...oh and he wants your other 2 wishes
That's a good one :lol:
Are You A Terrorist? Cause You Blow Me Away...
a buddy of mine has his default pickup line:
My buddy to a girl at the bar: hey want to f*** and grab a slice of pizza?
girl just looks at him all pissed off... or calls him an a-hole or something to that effect
My buddy in response: What you don't like pizza?!?!?!?
he gets slapped a lot, which is funny to me so i don't mind the fact to much that he uses it so often. But the weird part is he thinks it hilarious, and i actually know of 1 case where it worked, however that's the only time that i know of that it ever worked and he still insists that it's a great line and continues to use it.
I'm not one for "pick-up/chat-up" lines though.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
hey baby, i forgot my number, can i borrow yours?
This one is always a funny one to hear:
I think i love you.
Oh no thats just gas...
Oh wait yeah i love you
*Looks at chest*
How are you two doing?
Mind if I add you to MSN?
works so well though
I saw this on a comercial...
Do you take karate cause your body's kickin
let's play workshop
first we'll get hammered, then i will nail you
Yeah, it needs the right reply though. Something along the lines of, "That's what it's on my profile for. -_-;"
"I miss my teddy bear, may i sleep with you?"
"Excuse me, do you mind if i stare at you for a minute? i want to remember your face in my dreams"
you had me at "Excuse..." :wink:
that was fast......:shocked: