Borat

[DragonWii]

Hey anyone here watched Borat the journalist (aka ali g) its sooo funny here are some of his quotes

"Yagshemash! My name a-Borat. These are my country of a-Kazakhstan. It nice."

"Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog."

"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."

"We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with wings."

"In America, women can vote, but horse cannot. It is the other way around in my country."

"In the US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you can't just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide."

"My wife, she make very much noise when she do a toilet.

"This one I have to pay money for, but she worth it! Waah, waah, wee-waah!"

"I had a very bad gypsy attack; they stole my wife, plough…and they touch my horse in a very bad way. He got very depressed."

"To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes."

:lol:

 

[DBloke]

Ali G is so copy pasta
Same joke all the time

 

[DragonWii]

Ali G is so copy pasta
Same joke all the time

Ya ali g the movie wasnt that good but borat is funnier

 

[King Wiired]

Yeeah I love Ali G show jus coza Borat :lol: can't wait for the movie!

 

[DragonWii]

ya the movie should be coming soon. Apparently ali g is now 6th most famous man over in kazakhstan just because of borat, though im surpised how he can get interviews with famous people and makes fun of them.

 

[Napalmbrain]

though im surpised how he can get interviews with famous people and makes fun of them.

That's the point- he's pointing out how gullible celebrities can be.

Personally I think the Borat character is a lot funnier than Ali G (and I hated that Ali G film, so I'm hoping this is better).

 

[Equis]

hear of the movie dnt attract me at all

 

[DragonWii]

here are more of his quotes

http://www.comedian.dk/borat-quotes/

Though when he didnt play Borat he got boring. When he played ali g he made fun of celebrities in a different way which was funny.