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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ganton, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. ganton

    ganton sleeps with the fishes

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    Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5

    this is just one of many quotes found on the following website :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

    there nine pages of chuck norris action
     
  2. +Maniacal=Maniac+

    +Maniacal=Maniac+ Am I Losing Friends?

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  3. ganton

    ganton sleeps with the fishes

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    i love this site enthosume around chuck norris
     
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    xIcaruSx WiiChat Member

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    Welcome to 2 years ago.
     
  5. ganton

    ganton sleeps with the fishes

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    chuck is like 60 com'on guys honestly!!!!
     
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    Me and my friends practically worship Chuck Norris (though in my expirience girls don't usually get it).

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity b4 his dad did
    they made chuck norris toilet paper but there was a problem-it wouldnt take **** from anybody
     
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    I bet chuck norris gets a kick out of these jokes. Or hes planning world domination for revenge. Who knows.

    But my favorite chuck norris joke is. Chuck norris can believe its not butter:lol:
     
  8. wiizorer

    wiizorer WiiChat Member

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    guys what happens when the juggernaut runs into the blob?
    keep in mind these are the facts...juggernaut's power is super-human strength, and when he gets mommentum nothing can get in his way
    blob's powers are super human strength, has his own gravitational pull, and NOTHING can move him?
    wha't sthe outcome?
     
  9. dodgymanc

    dodgymanc PM ME TO SWAP STARS

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    There's ones for Jack Bauer, that bloke off Lost, and other TV superguys. All pretty much the same jokes though :(

    :sick:
     
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    AndThen? pull the trigger.

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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

    ...Too bad he has never cried.
     
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    iRAWR rawrrr

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    When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, but pushes the world down :lol:
     
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    mushroomedmario ssb4life

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    chuck norris is born
     
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    Yellow_Wii wii owner since release

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    Mr T turned to be a jew then nurchured his forskin which then grew into chuck norris
     
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    Frogger God Complex

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    ...There's still people who haven't heard of that site?
     
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    King Wiired HITLER ME JEZ

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    Lmao, shame this kid was banned. Favourite quote in this thread so far.
     
  16. freakpizzaboy

    freakpizzaboy Aliens Exist

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    Chuck norris went to the airport, where a security guard was giving him a tough time. 9 Months later, that security guard's wife had a baby that looked exactly like chuck norris.

    DO not mess with chuck norris.
     
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    Yellow_Wii wii owner since release

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    that wasnt funny
     
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    Curtain Leves's My Hero!

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    My favorite one on that site is
    Chuck norris doesn't tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
     

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